B.J. Alexander
@bjalexa.bsky.social
Desperately searching for humor and goodness on this bleak political landscape. Bonus points for clever. Brag: Walz is my governor.
More facts coming out now. Not S MPLS. It’s north. One person.
January 15, 2026 at 2:29 AM
More facts coming out now. Not S MPLS. It’s north. One person.
Is it swimming in a pool of its own waste?
January 13, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Is it swimming in a pool of its own waste?
The stench of Bob Kroll remains.
January 10, 2026 at 3:04 PM
The stench of Bob Kroll remains.
One of the funniest things I’ve read in a long time. This quote:
It's because the Ecru measure Goodness as being able to handle snakes rather than avoid them.
It's because the Ecru measure Goodness as being able to handle snakes rather than avoid them.
December 31, 2025 at 2:45 PM
One of the funniest things I’ve read in a long time. This quote:
It's because the Ecru measure Goodness as being able to handle snakes rather than avoid them.
It's because the Ecru measure Goodness as being able to handle snakes rather than avoid them.
Do that for your car and you’ll be ready for Costco. And Trader Joe’s.
December 21, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Do that for your car and you’ll be ready for Costco. And Trader Joe’s.
Intern from where? The KGB?
December 17, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Intern from where? The KGB?
$4.59 at WalMart.
December 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
$4.59 at WalMart.
Frederick Backman?
December 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Frederick Backman?
Ahh. So he’s an angry drunk. Good to know.
December 2, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Ahh. So he’s an angry drunk. Good to know.
Minnesotan here. My Somali neighbors are kind, respectful people with a strong work ethic. DJT has none of those qualities.
December 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Minnesotan here. My Somali neighbors are kind, respectful people with a strong work ethic. DJT has none of those qualities.
Nancy did the job in heels and never broke a sweat. Dude is in over his head.
November 27, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Nancy did the job in heels and never broke a sweat. Dude is in over his head.
What caused them to denounce the “peace” plan for Ukraine after it had already been out there for two days?
November 23, 2025 at 2:18 AM
What caused them to denounce the “peace” plan for Ukraine after it had already been out there for two days?
From 2016! It didn’t matter to his cult.
November 19, 2025 at 12:58 AM
From 2016! It didn’t matter to his cult.
She doesn’t have constituents until she is sworn in, does she?
October 29, 2025 at 1:53 PM
She doesn’t have constituents until she is sworn in, does she?
Reagan had 52 state dinners over two terms. Trump could name it the Reagan Ballroom — since he loves putting other people’s names on his vanity projects. /s
October 25, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Reagan had 52 state dinners over two terms. Trump could name it the Reagan Ballroom — since he loves putting other people’s names on his vanity projects. /s
Correction! He had ONE state dinner. ONE.
October 25, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Correction! He had ONE state dinner. ONE.
He had just TWO state dinners in his first term. It’s not like he’s been crushing the limits of what already exists. I mean existed.
October 25, 2025 at 1:16 AM
He had just TWO state dinners in his first term. It’s not like he’s been crushing the limits of what already exists. I mean existed.
Cheering on his cholesterol. And faulty ticker.
October 24, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Cheering on his cholesterol. And faulty ticker.
I need for them to get moving on season 4 asap.
October 24, 2025 at 8:55 AM
I need for them to get moving on season 4 asap.