Beth JoJack
@bjojack.bsky.social
I like animals and my kid. Hollins.
Why people buying cowboy hats for their straws?
December 11, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Why people buying cowboy hats for their straws?
I accidentally told the checkout person “have a good night, youngin” I feel like a line has been crossed they can’t be uncrossed.
October 5, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I accidentally told the checkout person “have a good night, youngin” I feel like a line has been crossed they can’t be uncrossed.
Does Ken Burns wear a wig?
August 9, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Does Ken Burns wear a wig?
We need to talk about all the popularity of human size dog beds and what it means for us as a people.
August 9, 2025 at 1:29 AM
We need to talk about all the popularity of human size dog beds and what it means for us as a people.
I made child listen to Michael Martin Murphy’s 1975 single “Wildfire” before bed last night. In the past, he had complained that I only like “country songs about sad things,” so I guess I showed him.
July 18, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I made child listen to Michael Martin Murphy’s 1975 single “Wildfire” before bed last night. In the past, he had complained that I only like “country songs about sad things,” so I guess I showed him.
Researching AI proof careers and having a nervous breakdown. Choreographer comes is a lot. Like, are we going to have a lot more musical theater? Do robots like that?
April 29, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Researching AI proof careers and having a nervous breakdown. Choreographer comes is a lot. Like, are we going to have a lot more musical theater? Do robots like that?
I do think we need to get to the bottom of whatever alien or worm is living in that Real Housewife woman.
April 19, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I do think we need to get to the bottom of whatever alien or worm is living in that Real Housewife woman.
I told my kid I love him. “You say that everyday like it’s new news.”
April 18, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I told my kid I love him. “You say that everyday like it’s new news.”
I didn’t foresee a future where I spent so much time verifying that I’m human.
March 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I didn’t foresee a future where I spent so much time verifying that I’m human.
I guess I’m old because when I see Bad Bunny’s underwear ad, I just think, “his poor mother.”
March 18, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I guess I’m old because when I see Bad Bunny’s underwear ad, I just think, “his poor mother.”
There’s a single goose at the animal shelter.
March 18, 2025 at 1:46 AM
There’s a single goose at the animal shelter.
Went to new cat cafe. Spouse took a look around room and said, “well, this is as close as I’ll ever get to an opium den,” before stretching out on some fur carpeting.
March 3, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Went to new cat cafe. Spouse took a look around room and said, “well, this is as close as I’ll ever get to an opium den,” before stretching out on some fur carpeting.
Gorilla Tag introduced a hoverboard feature.
To make conversation, I told my kid that Tony Hawk is my age. “I didn’t know he was real,” kid said.
To make conversation, I told my kid that Tony Hawk is my age. “I didn’t know he was real,” kid said.
February 22, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Gorilla Tag introduced a hoverboard feature.
To make conversation, I told my kid that Tony Hawk is my age. “I didn’t know he was real,” kid said.
To make conversation, I told my kid that Tony Hawk is my age. “I didn’t know he was real,” kid said.
Why people acting like the anglerfish seeing the sun was the best thing ever? Something terrible happened to put him there. He was dying. Some of us like it dark.
February 22, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Why people acting like the anglerfish seeing the sun was the best thing ever? Something terrible happened to put him there. He was dying. Some of us like it dark.
The heaviness of being human aside: my kid and his friend did want to play a Weird Al song on the way to the dojo.
February 1, 2025 at 8:33 PM
The heaviness of being human aside: my kid and his friend did want to play a Weird Al song on the way to the dojo.
My dad asked me if I’d “heard about the bear.” I thought he meant the one who steals bird feed in his neighborhood. “Naw, the one you’re always carrying on about.” Readers: he meant the pandas at the zoo in Washington, D.C.
January 29, 2025 at 3:32 PM
My dad asked me if I’d “heard about the bear.” I thought he meant the one who steals bird feed in his neighborhood. “Naw, the one you’re always carrying on about.” Readers: he meant the pandas at the zoo in Washington, D.C.
I like many of Will Ferrel’s creative choices, but I don’t get the monopoly commercial.
January 24, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I like many of Will Ferrel’s creative choices, but I don’t get the monopoly commercial.
We let my precocious 11-year-old watch the first season of “Severance,” fast forwarding past the Kier dancers. Worried about the decision but proud he liked it, I guess.
January 17, 2025 at 12:44 AM
We let my precocious 11-year-old watch the first season of “Severance,” fast forwarding past the Kier dancers. Worried about the decision but proud he liked it, I guess.
Child asks what burlap meant. I tell him. He said he thought it was when you burp in a not professional manner.
January 12, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Child asks what burlap meant. I tell him. He said he thought it was when you burp in a not professional manner.
The space museum is kind of a neurodivergent person’s nightmare.
January 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
The space museum is kind of a neurodivergent person’s nightmare.
Before I could stop myself, I gave a Big City Barista a mom pat today.
January 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Before I could stop myself, I gave a Big City Barista a mom pat today.
We’ve now successfully answered two questions about using public transportation to other citizens. #hillbilly #sealegs
January 3, 2025 at 7:43 PM
We’ve now successfully answered two questions about using public transportation to other citizens. #hillbilly #sealegs
I put glitter on because it’s New Year’s Day and child says it’s embarrassing.
January 1, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I put glitter on because it’s New Year’s Day and child says it’s embarrassing.
Spouse told me I’m not allowed to wave at people ten minutes into the wild of our urban adventure.
January 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Spouse told me I’m not allowed to wave at people ten minutes into the wild of our urban adventure.
Then there were all these folks talking about how they’d had dreams recently about being at a barbecue and learning there’d been a nuclear attack on the East Coast. Not going to look at Reddit anymore.
December 29, 2024 at 5:11 AM
Then there were all these folks talking about how they’d had dreams recently about being at a barbecue and learning there’d been a nuclear attack on the East Coast. Not going to look at Reddit anymore.