…pardon me, I need to remember how to form vowels
November 30, 2025 at 3:27 AM
…pardon me, I need to remember how to form vowels
I’m going to have to kindly ask you to take several seats and let the adults handle this. Your pecan pie respect can’t save to your nonsense.
November 26, 2025 at 8:31 AM
I’m going to have to kindly ask you to take several seats and let the adults handle this. Your pecan pie respect can’t save to your nonsense.
I thought that was Hornee? Bee -> Hornet -> Hornee like a fukkin Pokémon
November 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I thought that was Hornee? Bee -> Hornet -> Hornee like a fukkin Pokémon
Wishing I could see you at SOS in Tacoma but I’m performing in “Klingon. Christmas Carol” that night…but if you ever wanted to see Klingons perform Charles Dickens, you should hit Seattle the day before or after SOS (yes this is a REAL show)
November 24, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Wishing I could see you at SOS in Tacoma but I’m performing in “Klingon. Christmas Carol” that night…but if you ever wanted to see Klingons perform Charles Dickens, you should hit Seattle the day before or after SOS (yes this is a REAL show)
My first reaction was “want to touch” but not in a creepy way
That thing looks incredible
That thing looks incredible
November 24, 2025 at 8:12 AM
My first reaction was “want to touch” but not in a creepy way
That thing looks incredible
That thing looks incredible
I’m glad you understand, V
November 15, 2025 at 9:18 AM
I’m glad you understand, V
Is it too much to ask to be invited into a kitchen to slow simmer some red sauce and serve it with penne and crusty bread?!
November 15, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Is it too much to ask to be invited into a kitchen to slow simmer some red sauce and serve it with penne and crusty bread?!
Is it braised? Then it’s horny as all get out.
November 15, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Is it braised? Then it’s horny as all get out.
Starting the petition to have a statue made in your honor
November 13, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Starting the petition to have a statue made in your honor
Hangman would be proud
November 11, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Hangman would be proud
My jaw would be bruised from hitting the floor
November 11, 2025 at 1:38 AM
My jaw would be bruised from hitting the floor
I’ll take it under advisement, but I make no promises
November 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I’ll take it under advisement, but I make no promises
Hoagie’s a jolly good fellow
Hoagie’s a jolly good fellow
Hoagie’s a jolly good felloooooow…
And also is good on rye!
Hoagie’s a jolly good fellow
Hoagie’s a jolly good felloooooow…
And also is good on rye!
November 6, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Hoagie’s a jolly good fellow
Hoagie’s a jolly good fellow
Hoagie’s a jolly good felloooooow…
And also is good on rye!
Hoagie’s a jolly good fellow
Hoagie’s a jolly good felloooooow…
And also is good on rye!
Sipping tea and learning lines in Klingon (because that’s my life right now apparently)
November 3, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Sipping tea and learning lines in Klingon (because that’s my life right now apparently)
I feel this in my soul. Going to pitch multiple dates for playing today 🤘
November 1, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I feel this in my soul. Going to pitch multiple dates for playing today 🤘
Bone is durable! …just saying
October 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Bone is durable! …just saying
Goblets made from the skulls of your enemies?
October 29, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Goblets made from the skulls of your enemies?
Steel tankards…the only solution
October 29, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Steel tankards…the only solution