Bjorn
bjornb.bsky.social
Bjorn
@bjornb.bsky.social
Doing my best to be the best dad I can
I have at least 2 friends with Kluwe Vikes jerseys, but we’ve outgrown the sizes. We really screwed up when we released you in ‘13
June 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I’m looking forward to my son starting 5th grade in the fall & learning to duck under the desk for nukes.
June 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Hopefully he means “in giving the receiver space..”
🤣🤣
March 2, 2024 at 3:58 PM
You guys are sneaky good!
Wife/(soon to be -ex) has movers here packing up all our stuff.

I needed a belly-laugh & I got 1.

Can’t wait till you’re back in MN so I can see another show.
March 2, 2024 at 3:57 PM
It just makes me angry & sad. Carlin is my dad’s far & away favorite & I grew up listening to him.
January 12, 2024 at 2:20 PM
It’s got some entirely useless ads too!
January 9, 2024 at 7:45 PM
Lived in northern MN the last 30 years, my great-grandparents all lived here. It’s never been like this. This might be a worse winter than the next few, but it’s clear there’s been a permanent shift. Who could believe all those scientists with their computers & studies got it right????
January 2, 2024 at 4:05 AM
You wrote about sharks. I asked why they’re a concern of yours. Maybe lay off the meth before you rage-post? Or get more unhinged, I don’t care. Pretty entertaining watching you lose it.
December 31, 2023 at 8:28 AM
What makes you concerned about sharks?
December 31, 2023 at 5:40 AM
It’s a fair statement for DeSantis to make. He could equally say when he’s President the moon will be made of blue cheese & everyone will get a pony.
December 7, 2023 at 4:55 PM
I’ve never thought about it, but this makes sense. I’ve never made more $ than I do now & I keep getting further behind. And that’s the same scenario for every family I know.
December 5, 2023 at 5:21 PM
Nazis are scum, but also they forgot the first & second rule of Fight Club.
December 5, 2023 at 5:20 PM
The only good -onomics was Stanhope’s bit on Obamanomics & Flint MI
December 5, 2023 at 5:14 PM
It seems like we’ve always just had a fuedal system, with the title names changing.

It’s always been setup for the exclusive benefit of the rich/powerful.
December 5, 2023 at 5:03 PM
I was confident in Hilary winning. But, looking back it’s pretty obvious why Trump won. Those who get paid to opine had no business pretending not to see it.
November 2, 2023 at 7:32 PM
He was also the only American to Pokémon Go to the polls
October 9, 2023 at 1:07 AM