Gorgeous coat, looks pretty similar to my dorky girl

ran out of hummus

NYPD officer writing up a report of the evidence so far:

I can tell that I’m heading into my thirties as deweeding and sweeping the back deck of my new apartment has been one of the most satisfying things I’ve done all year.

My wife’s grandpa has very late stage Parkinsons and this is his favourite t-shirt, everyone needs to chill a little.