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Bea Kaye
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🦬 🛼 📺 "While it was regarded as pretty good evidence of criminality to be living in a slum, for some reason owning a whole street of them merely got you invited to the very best social occasions."
Yes, I think we're embarrassing our Boomer parents at this point.

Are people acting like this entire administration isn't Gen X?
December 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
It's goddamned American
December 16, 2025 at 11:37 PM
"Coates, who works for a disaster-relief charity,"

YiKEs

“Parents didn’t want to talk about this before because the world would assume you are abusive,” she says. “But I don’t fall into that category, and this is happening to me.”
December 16, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Please let Mia Farrow into the Apocalypse Cypher, as a diversity measure
December 13, 2025 at 11:41 PM
"The Etsy witch said I needed a relic to help manifest the kind of energy we're putting on the Harry Potter game, so"
December 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
The reviews on this are like "OVERPRICED JUNK!"

Sir or madam you paid thirty dollars at Dollar General when Walmart no doubt sells them for ope there we go

www.walmart.com/ip/Sony-DVP-...
December 13, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Good morning from Tumblr
December 13, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Lock up your kids, lock up your couch, the Matron of Mayonnaiseland is here to sexually confuse the stupid
December 13, 2025 at 3:03 AM
It's new pin day!!! I am so happy
December 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
"Fuck around, find out" is positively applicable to art, btw

"Fucking around is the best way to improve" because "art" usually happens when you have to correct mistakes or make intentional decisions to problem solve

"Creativity" is problem solving: when you give yourself a chance to Get Good
December 12, 2025 at 3:08 PM
My joy is splitting firewood and finding the secret penis
December 12, 2025 at 3:05 AM
CHRISTMAS IS OVER! WE ARE BURNING THE FUCKING GOAT
December 11, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I BOUGHT A TINY VACUUM AND HAVE BECOME THE VILLAIN OF THIS ROAD TRIP
December 9, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 12:16 AM
If there is only one Tigers fan you should listen to when I tell your our opinion is generally Fuck Ty Cobb, it's me, because I count the most 💕

If we could put him further away we would
December 8, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Yes, as was demonstrated in the Book Of Costner, Chapter 3
December 8, 2025 at 6:26 PM
December 8, 2025 at 2:20 PM
LOLOLOL I was just going through my camera roll, and
December 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Gonna spend the rest of today reflecting on Leonard Cohen's daisy dukes
December 8, 2025 at 12:26 AM
But she's got dozens of videos of her hugging the toilet for the different dumb shit she's selling on Amazon.

Today has been a real "Are they joking or are they shilling something?" Sunday
December 7, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I think the maddest I've been in 12 hours is the idea of Lee Greenwood continually being appointed places he doesn't deserve
December 7, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Oh
December 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM