Carmen Sandmyballsoff
January 3, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Carmen Sandmyballsoff
YOU look like a roasted potato. Most devastating insult I've ever heard
December 31, 2025 at 10:33 PM
YOU look like a roasted potato. Most devastating insult I've ever heard
Je every day tous les jours
December 27, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Je every day tous les jours
I tous les jours every day
December 27, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I tous les jours every day
Shrimp ciggarette 🤤
December 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Shrimp ciggarette 🤤
Imagine a Mormon stripper pole dancing in her Temple Garments. I'd pay soooo much money.
December 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Imagine a Mormon stripper pole dancing in her Temple Garments. I'd pay soooo much money.
Juan-Ton soup. A Mexican delicacy.
December 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Juan-Ton soup. A Mexican delicacy.
Fillburt the Cat
December 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Fillburt the Cat
The Grinch crashing out when the mayor gives him the clippers for the Holiday Cheermister gift is absolutely iconic.
December 6, 2025 at 5:58 PM
The Grinch crashing out when the mayor gives him the clippers for the Holiday Cheermister gift is absolutely iconic.
Does no one wonder why, in How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000), no one at the Whoville department of public infrastructure questioned the trap door pipe leading from the Grinch's mountain cave to the middle of Whoville?
December 4, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Does no one wonder why, in How The Grinch Stole Christmas (2000), no one at the Whoville department of public infrastructure questioned the trap door pipe leading from the Grinch's mountain cave to the middle of Whoville?
I'm about to crash out because my bumb hole is sore
November 30, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I'm about to crash out because my bumb hole is sore
New cool word. Recapitulation
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
New cool word. Recapitulation
Fellas there is a wrong way to stir your pre-workout. Don't let your partner see you do it.
November 21, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Fellas there is a wrong way to stir your pre-workout. Don't let your partner see you do it.
Holy fuck bourgeois cheese is so good
November 18, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Holy fuck bourgeois cheese is so good
Science idea: mix 1 cup of milk with 2 tbsp of salt. Stir then enjoy.
November 18, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Science idea: mix 1 cup of milk with 2 tbsp of salt. Stir then enjoy.
I, just like every other God fearing 'Merican, eat my breakfast wraps with a fork and knife.
November 14, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I, just like every other God fearing 'Merican, eat my breakfast wraps with a fork and knife.
Saw a blind guy today. I thought it was a myth. Like unicorns and Irish people.
November 14, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Saw a blind guy today. I thought it was a myth. Like unicorns and Irish people.
Oh yes! Oh yes Professor Daddy Snape. ~Moth
November 10, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Oh yes! Oh yes Professor Daddy Snape. ~Moth
Nothing like the post gym gambling session
November 5, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Nothing like the post gym gambling session
Imagine if it was Tekashi Six Seven?
November 5, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Imagine if it was Tekashi Six Seven?
The kitty hooka lounge be hitting different tonight
November 4, 2025 at 4:56 AM
The kitty hooka lounge be hitting different tonight
Its Brendalindaleigh not Glendalindaleigh
November 4, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Its Brendalindaleigh not Glendalindaleigh
Things I like to discuss after a few too many pulls:
- rebranding terrorist organizations to "companies"
- the PR group in terrorist organizations that 'brand' their acts of terrorism so english speaking people can say something while also letting the words roll off the tongue. I.e. 9/11.
- rebranding terrorist organizations to "companies"
- the PR group in terrorist organizations that 'brand' their acts of terrorism so english speaking people can say something while also letting the words roll off the tongue. I.e. 9/11.
October 30, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Things I like to discuss after a few too many pulls:
- rebranding terrorist organizations to "companies"
- the PR group in terrorist organizations that 'brand' their acts of terrorism so english speaking people can say something while also letting the words roll off the tongue. I.e. 9/11.
- rebranding terrorist organizations to "companies"
- the PR group in terrorist organizations that 'brand' their acts of terrorism so english speaking people can say something while also letting the words roll off the tongue. I.e. 9/11.
This is my 69th post. (That's the funny number).
October 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
This is my 69th post. (That's the funny number).