Black Jezuz
@blackjezuz.bsky.social
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I LOVE MY WIFE DEARLY
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I LOVE MY WIFE DEARLY
nba twitter is super hell rn lmfaoooo
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February 16, 2026 at 3:49 AM
nba twitter is super hell rn lmfaoooo
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Playing through monster hunter wilds with my Husband has made me realize I really am a 1 trick pony while he is like “Hm,What is the optimal weapon to use in this situation against this monster for this attack.” Meanwhile I’m “Haha,Glaive go whee”
February 10, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Playing through monster hunter wilds with my Husband has made me realize I really am a 1 trick pony while he is like “Hm,What is the optimal weapon to use in this situation against this monster for this attack.” Meanwhile I’m “Haha,Glaive go whee”
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GABE CARDIO VINCENT IS GONE RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GET FUCKED YOU YMCA ASS BUM
February 5, 2026 at 9:39 PM
GABE CARDIO VINCENT IS GONE RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GET FUCKED YOU YMCA ASS BUM
monster hunter wilds with my wife @shadiex3.bsky.social since they fixed the game <3 (man why do i look like this fucker ulysses from fallout new vegas)
February 3, 2026 at 10:35 PM
monster hunter wilds with my wife @shadiex3.bsky.social since they fixed the game <3 (man why do i look like this fucker ulysses from fallout new vegas)
I’m crying bruh Adam Silver really saw Paul George green 9 threes and immediately had him drug tested
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February 1, 2026 at 9:38 PM
I’m crying bruh Adam Silver really saw Paul George green 9 threes and immediately had him drug tested
Aside from LeBron, Luka and Austin Reeves this whole team can gargle rhinoceros testicles.
January 23, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Aside from LeBron, Luka and Austin Reeves this whole team can gargle rhinoceros testicles.
Yeah I’m convinced that JJ Redick is sucking off Gabe Vincent from tip to the balls and beyond. There’s no way any sane coach would keep playing his bum ass in games otherwise.
January 23, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Yeah I’m convinced that JJ Redick is sucking off Gabe Vincent from tip to the balls and beyond. There’s no way any sane coach would keep playing his bum ass in games otherwise.
fuck you gabe vincent and fuck you jake laravia
January 19, 2026 at 10:43 PM
fuck you gabe vincent and fuck you jake laravia
CURSE YOU LOGITECH FOR BUYING ASTRO AND THEN DISCONTINUING THE ASTRO A40’S
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December 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
CURSE YOU LOGITECH FOR BUYING ASTRO AND THEN DISCONTINUING THE ASTRO A40’S
ALL OF MY FAVORITE SPORTS TEAMS/ATHLETES GOT SHIT ON THIS YEAR MAN WHAT IS HAPPENING BRO
December 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
ALL OF MY FAVORITE SPORTS TEAMS/ATHLETES GOT SHIT ON THIS YEAR MAN WHAT IS HAPPENING BRO
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I don't know what fucks my brains harder my wife or Fallout lore
December 27, 2025 at 7:25 AM
I don't know what fucks my brains harder my wife or Fallout lore
just saw a post about toe rings/chain anklets and nearly passed out thinking about my wife in them
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December 18, 2025 at 9:30 AM
just saw a post about toe rings/chain anklets and nearly passed out thinking about my wife in them
I hope all my friends are doing ok
December 15, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I hope all my friends are doing ok
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ACE COMBAT 8 DUDE OH MY GOD HDLSJDKWNDMSNDMDND
December 12, 2025 at 3:30 AM
ACE COMBAT 8 DUDE OH MY GOD HDLSJDKWNDMSNDMDND
Top 5 blackest moment of my life just occurred lmfaooo
December 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Top 5 blackest moment of my life just occurred lmfaooo
I SHOULDA CHECKED THE MAIL TS IS SO COLD WHAT THE FUCK. EITHER WAY IT ARRIVED
December 11, 2025 at 10:55 AM
I SHOULDA CHECKED THE MAIL TS IS SO COLD WHAT THE FUCK. EITHER WAY IT ARRIVED
dude i slept like i was in a fucking crack house last night
December 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM
dude i slept like i was in a fucking crack house last night
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Footjob!!
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December 6, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Footjob!!
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pull up to the precinct
December 5, 2025 at 5:39 AM
pull up to the precinct
ELDEN RING NIGHTREIGN DLC WITH MY WIFE TODAY
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December 3, 2025 at 3:56 PM
ELDEN RING NIGHTREIGN DLC WITH MY WIFE TODAY