Black Khaleesi 🐉🖤✨
@blackkhaleesi.bsky.social
Certified beauty with a brain & a vibe. Soft life seeker, hard to forget. ✨
Manifesting in silence, laughing in chaos, glowing regardless. ♛
🌻—🌻 but never made to follow. 👑
#SUAlumni 🩵💛 #SouthernMade #BLERD 🐍🍃🌿🖤
Manifesting in silence, laughing in chaos, glowing regardless. ♛
🌻—🌻 but never made to follow. 👑
#SUAlumni 🩵💛 #SouthernMade #BLERD 🐍🍃🌿🖤
Sooooooo the nap fairy just straight up forgot to give me my NAP!!
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September 5, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Sooooooo the nap fairy just straight up forgot to give me my NAP!!
My body is really crazy because I feel like I slept 8 hours smh.
September 5, 2025 at 2:53 PM
My body is really crazy because I feel like I slept 8 hours smh.
I made it ! The yard is done, time for a little nap.( I hate naps)
September 5, 2025 at 2:49 PM
I made it ! The yard is done, time for a little nap.( I hate naps)
I need to at leasttt get an hour in before I do the yard !😭😭😂
September 5, 2025 at 8:53 AM
I need to at leasttt get an hour in before I do the yard !😭😭😂
My mind said nope, no sleep for you !
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September 5, 2025 at 8:51 AM
My mind said nope, no sleep for you !
August 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I didn’t always understand it at the time, but now I see it clear:
His rejection was protection.
His delay was direction.
And His grace? Unmatched.
Grateful for the peace that comes when you finally stop trying to force what He already freed you from.
His rejection was protection.
His delay was direction.
And His grace? Unmatched.
Grateful for the peace that comes when you finally stop trying to force what He already freed you from.
August 29, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I didn’t always understand it at the time, but now I see it clear:
His rejection was protection.
His delay was direction.
And His grace? Unmatched.
Grateful for the peace that comes when you finally stop trying to force what He already freed you from.
His rejection was protection.
His delay was direction.
And His grace? Unmatched.
Grateful for the peace that comes when you finally stop trying to force what He already freed you from.
Today, I just want to thank God
For every person, place, and thing He removed from my life that wasn’t meant for me.
For all the doors that didn’t open.
For every “no” that was really Him saying, “I’ve got something better.”
For every person, place, and thing He removed from my life that wasn’t meant for me.
For all the doors that didn’t open.
For every “no” that was really Him saying, “I’ve got something better.”
August 29, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Today, I just want to thank God
For every person, place, and thing He removed from my life that wasn’t meant for me.
For all the doors that didn’t open.
For every “no” that was really Him saying, “I’ve got something better.”
For every person, place, and thing He removed from my life that wasn’t meant for me.
For all the doors that didn’t open.
For every “no” that was really Him saying, “I’ve got something better.”
My gf comes right behind me and handles the edging, weed eating, and grass blowing, it’s like we’re running a whole tag-team operation out there. I basically just gave y’all the full play-by-play of my grass cutting routine, so let me get some sleep 😂 gotta be up by 6 to do it all over again
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August 22, 2025 at 8:12 AM
My gf comes right behind me and handles the edging, weed eating, and grass blowing, it’s like we’re running a whole tag-team operation out there. I basically just gave y’all the full play-by-play of my grass cutting routine, so let me get some sleep 😂 gotta be up by 6 to do it all over again
Then when I cross over to the shaded side with the smaller ditches, I switch gears to an audiobook or podcast, keep it chill, let my mind wander. Back yard gets the same treatment shade, audiobook, smooth sailing. It’s basically my mowing soundtrack half concert, half book club.👏🏾😂💃🏾
August 22, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Then when I cross over to the shaded side with the smaller ditches, I switch gears to an audiobook or podcast, keep it chill, let my mind wander. Back yard gets the same treatment shade, audiobook, smooth sailing. It’s basically my mowing soundtrack half concert, half book club.👏🏾😂💃🏾
Music is my fuel: for the no-shade side with those massive ditches, it’s full-on energy mode Meg, Glo, Ken, Cardi tracks that make me want to dance my way through it.
August 22, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Music is my fuel: for the no-shade side with those massive ditches, it’s full-on energy mode Meg, Glo, Ken, Cardi tracks that make me want to dance my way through it.
The heat ain’t no joke! I roll out like I’m suiting up for battle 😂ice water ready with cucumbers, lemon, and mint. I’ve got my sunscreen, yard shoes, shades, hair covered, gloves on, mask, chapstick in the pocket, and headphones locked in.
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August 22, 2025 at 7:58 AM
The heat ain’t no joke! I roll out like I’m suiting up for battle 😂ice water ready with cucumbers, lemon, and mint. I’ve got my sunscreen, yard shoes, shades, hair covered, gloves on, mask, chapstick in the pocket, and headphones locked in.
back up, swing a 90-degree angle, line it up just right, and boom!! I’m set up for the other side. It’s basically yard math, but with fresh stripes instead of numbers.😂😂
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August 22, 2025 at 7:43 AM
back up, swing a 90-degree angle, line it up just right, and boom!! I’m set up for the other side. It’s basically yard math, but with fresh stripes instead of numbers.😂😂
If I go this way today, I can split the yard into halves, run vertical lines across the open space, then switch up and go horizontal through the ditches. Every turn feels like geometry…
August 22, 2025 at 7:42 AM
If I go this way today, I can split the yard into halves, run vertical lines across the open space, then switch up and go horizontal through the ditches. Every turn feels like geometry…
I don’t even play LoL, but when I’m out in the yard cutting grass it’s like I’m running calculations in my head. I’ll start around 6am, and before I even crank the mower I’m mapping it out like a strategy board.
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August 22, 2025 at 7:41 AM
I don’t even play LoL, but when I’m out in the yard cutting grass it’s like I’m running calculations in my head. I’ll start around 6am, and before I even crank the mower I’m mapping it out like a strategy board.
So sigh I will be up at 6am cutting the yard.
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August 22, 2025 at 7:34 AM
So sigh I will be up at 6am cutting the yard.
Sir, you can't win this unspoken
war because our yard is the best in the neighborhood 😂.. That's just what it is. 😂
war because our yard is the best in the neighborhood 😂.. That's just what it is. 😂
August 22, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Sir, you can't win this unspoken
war because our yard is the best in the neighborhood 😂.. That's just what it is. 😂
war because our yard is the best in the neighborhood 😂.. That's just what it is. 😂
It's so funny 😂. He started sending his wife to cut the yard while I was cutting the yard because he would be at work!😂😂
August 22, 2025 at 7:30 AM
It's so funny 😂. He started sending his wife to cut the yard while I was cutting the yard because he would be at work!😂😂
He would call us after I cut the yard especially if I catch it before it rains. “Oh I see y'all done cut the yard before the rain, y'all lucky suckers well I'm going to cut it on Sunday”😂
August 22, 2025 at 7:28 AM
He would call us after I cut the yard especially if I catch it before it rains. “Oh I see y'all done cut the yard before the rain, y'all lucky suckers well I'm going to cut it on Sunday”😂
He's like I can’t allow two women to have the best yard! Yes, tf you can! Because we do sir, there's nothing you can do about that!😔😂
August 22, 2025 at 7:25 AM
He's like I can’t allow two women to have the best yard! Yes, tf you can! Because we do sir, there's nothing you can do about that!😔😂
But we in competition with our neighbor😂😂.. Well he’s in competition with us so I have to do it 😂
August 22, 2025 at 7:24 AM
But we in competition with our neighbor😂😂.. Well he’s in competition with us so I have to do it 😂
I do not want to cut the yard today.
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August 22, 2025 at 7:23 AM
I do not want to cut the yard today.
😂😂😂man I was like WTH is he even here !!!!
Me and my friends are watching #ReadyToLove now and listen 🤦🏾♀️ This man with 5 kids needs to go 🤣 I’m sorry
August 21, 2025 at 1:44 AM
😂😂😂man I was like WTH is he even here !!!!
Reposted by Black Khaleesi 🐉🖤✨
If you don't want Black business, then you don't get Black coin.
It's just as simple as that.
It's just as simple as that.
August 20, 2025 at 12:49 PM
If you don't want Black business, then you don't get Black coin.
It's just as simple as that.
It's just as simple as that.
Mannn I'm so proud Bahati, Shay, Oxy, and Jaidyn they did exactly what needed to be done at the reunion!! #BGW
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August 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Mannn I'm so proud Bahati, Shay, Oxy, and Jaidyn they did exactly what needed to be done at the reunion!! #BGW