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blackle mori
@blackle.bsky.social
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I do a lot of stuff because my brain has too many chemicals. 1994 ⚧ it/its I have 12 birthdays a year because of a medical mishap: https://youtu.be/OEirbqQjynU https://suricrasia.online/
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blackle mori @blackle.bsky.social · 14h
the temptation to change my avatar is too great
a textual warning that says: "blackle mori public service announcement I have changed my avatar. this is not a drill" the old avatar is labelled "dystopian latex glove freak." a red arrow points to the new avatar, labelled "ska-punk posture collar." between the two avatars is the text "is now" the notice continues: "thank you for your understanding"
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blackle mori @blackle.bsky.social · 7h
also found this
a pen drawing of a girl with an extremely squished head saying "fuck my life"
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blackle mori @blackle.bsky.social · 7h
was going through one of my old fedi accounts and found this
a grey-skinned girl with red eyes and upside-down cross pupils giving a peace sign
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blackle mori @blackle.bsky.social · 9h
I'm not really on the internet to look at shit I'm here to get my shit looked at. does this look ok? how about this? and this? am I going too fast? can I go faster?
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blackle mori @blackle.bsky.social · 9h
I like to think of bsky as like, a trial version of my fediverse content. if people want to see everything I have to say, they have to pay¹ for it 1) pay with their time by joining the user-unfriendly distributed social media platform known as the fediverse. download today on your phone, tablet, mobile device, or cellular handy!
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blackle mori @blackle.bsky.social · 9h
this website is barely usable to me because I cannot possibly make this shorter
do you think my audio posts would do well on youtube shorts... or would they eat me alive? would my last living memory be the vision of hundreds of tens of youtube users looking down on me with hungry eyes—eyes always eating but never full? would I fall into unconsciousness as they tear me asunder sloppy-style, the darkness intruding on all sides in a 9:16 aspect ratio? yeah they'd kill me for SURE. I can see it all happening up here in the ol' "mind's eye." it would end with a firstnamebunchofnumbers pecking out my liver while I spit out my last words: "goodbye cruel world, you were low-key boring but the coke and mentos thing was pretty cool." and then I'd be dead. full stop. I can't write any more of this post because there's nothing after you die. I have to stop typing—wait, what, you want me to keep going? you want to see what's north of the north pole? you want me to keep playing the VHS past end of the tape? I can't do it. I know you want more but I have nothing more to give—oh my god, what're you doing with that kitchen knife?—oh I see what's going on here. we're bookending. you're gonna eat me so the start is just like the end. an infinite cycle of death and rebirth. good job making a case for transmigration of the soul, my trusty framing narrative, but I'm not buying it. ok anyway, yeah. yeah see you later. hanging up now. love you. bye.
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blackle mori @blackle.bsky.social · 12h
if you want to get good at making funny voices I would recommend playing visual novels and voicing every character. or reading aloud to yourself more generally
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blackle mori @blackle.bsky.social · 12h
see here for alt text: lethargic.talkative.fish/@suricrasia/...
(bsky hates it when alt text is too long. all I'm trying to do is add a transcript dude)
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blackle mori @blackle.bsky.social · 12h
thank you for this gnosis
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blackle mori @blackle.bsky.social · 12h
there is no talent to writing but confidence and risk-taking. what matters is if you believe you suck. nobody sucks. suckage occurs in the mind of the looker. maybe they're the one who looked wrong.
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blackle mori @blackle.bsky.social · 12h
anti-mirror test (2/2)
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blackle mori @blackle.bsky.social · 12h
anti-mirror test (1/2)
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blackle mori @blackle.bsky.social · 13h
in my head I call this voice "little miss piety"
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blackle mori @blackle.bsky.social · 14h
you'd think this character wouldn't like found family, but when you think of it the nuclear family has developed an entire arsenal of violent emotional weaponry over the last century that I'm sure eacc_shrimpenhauer would've made great use of
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blackle mori @blackle.bsky.social · 14h
the temptation to change my avatar is too great
a textual warning that says: "blackle mori public service announcement I have changed my avatar. this is not a drill" the old avatar is labelled "dystopian latex glove freak." a red arrow points to the new avatar, labelled "ska-punk posture collar." between the two avatars is the text "is now" the notice continues: "thank you for your understanding"
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blackle mori @blackle.bsky.social · 14h
drawing of a character in a shiny leather dress, wearing shiny gloves and boots. the drawing has been haphazardly edited, with red canvas showing through, and pixelated blue annotations and drawings on top. the annotations are: pointing at mouth: "off model" pointing at bra strap: "bra strap" pointing at boots: "claw feet" an x is over one of the hands and below it is written: "℞: five trillion hand studies" next to the character is the text: I'M KINDA JUST A POSEUR TBH LIKE JUST LOOK AT ME I GOT THESE CLOTHES DROPSHIPPED BECAUSE I DO NOT HAVE A WORKING CUSTOMER-BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP WITH THE LOCAL LEATHER MANUFACTORY LIKE HONESTLY I'M A LOWLY POSEUR I'M A BOOTLEG FETISHIST I'M—NO, NOT A "BOOT LEG" FETISHIST, BUT YOU JUST MENTIONING IT HAS GIVEN ME A PROSTATE BONER
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blackle mori @blackle.bsky.social · 2d
the best posts have >150 words tbh
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blackle mori @blackle.bsky.social · 2d
Hannah Monson, born October 1st 2005, willingly ended her qualia on April 31st 2079 surrounded by close friends and found family. Known professionally as @eacc_shrimpenhauer, Hannah worked tirelessly to advance the goals of omnicidal utilitarianism in all areas of life. She began her efforts at a young age, spending much of her gradeschool career purchasing adoptables on pillowfort.social for the purpose of ethically euthanizing them on her infamous "Two-Panel Put-Down" webcomic. In 2029 she joined the antinatalist faction of the Shrimp Welfare Project and, among other successes across her 40 year tenure, oversaw the sterilization of approximately 500,000,000 prawns, 360,000,000 shrimp, and roughly 120,000,000 other assorted decapods. She is survived by two faildaughters, a blood-boy, and Fluttershine Regalia—an mspaint sparkledog she'd recently adopted and hadn't had the time to dispose of. Her final message to the "10 billion hapless fuckwits who also populate this sick globe" was a simple one: "kill yourself." She will be missed.
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blackle mori @blackle.bsky.social · 4d
it will just say it's overdue, and then the next deadline will be 7 days after you end up doing it
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blackle mori @blackle.bsky.social · 4d
the code for it is here. idk how useful it will be because it's kinda ideosyncratic (dependencyless python, vanilla js, etc) but have at it codeberg.org/blackle/terr...
terrarium-chore-dashboard
chores dashboard for our house
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blackle mori @blackle.bsky.social · 4d
I made a "dashboard" to keep track of what chores need to be done in the house and I'm really proud of the graphic design :3
a screenshot of a "terrarium chores dashboard" which shows a list of chores and when they were last done/need to be completed. there are lights on each item from red to yellow to green showing how close they are to the due date. each category is connected to subcategories via cute pixel art pipes
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blackle mori @blackle.bsky.social · 5d
someone on fedi pointed out that my monologues have a sort-of cave johnson affect to them. what do you think?
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blackle mori @blackle.bsky.social · 5d
yeah I am more worried about developing psychosis because I've been close before 😬
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blackle mori @blackle.bsky.social · 5d
I'm thinking more of psychedelics which, tbf, may or may not be genetically rigged for me also
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