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Beautiful Pisces ♓️

@blackmermaidmama.bsky.social

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The perfect blend of Claire Huxtable & Harriet Tubman. Pisces Gang. 🧜🏾‍♀️ 🦈 Yes I’ll beat yo ass and Yes I’ll cry after I’m done. I ain’t a businessman; I AM A BUSINESS, MAN. Kansas City in this bitch so watch ya mouth.

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Beautiful Pisces ♓️ @blackmermaidmama.bsky.social · Nov 25

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Hey now!!

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Beautiful Pisces ♓️ @blackmermaidmama.bsky.social · 12h

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Al Cappuccino…☕️🇮🇹 @alcappuccinoit.bsky.social · 17h

Pam Bondi’s testimony before the Senate was like talking to every MAGAt on social media—rude conversations rife with whataboutisms, lies, and never a straight answer.

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Beautiful Pisces ♓️ @blackmermaidmama.bsky.social · 12h

LL Cool J - I’m Bad.
Fave verse: I eliminate punks, cut ‘em up in chunks. You was souped, you heard me and your ego shrunk.

Yes, I’m that old. 🫡🫡🫡🫡

nai THEE corpse bride 🦋 @astoldbynai.blacksky.app · 18h

1. What is a song that you can rap or sing from pure memory?

Beautiful Pisces ♓️ @blackmermaidmama.bsky.social · 12h

My dog makes a lot of mouth sounds and it irks me. My adult daughter is in a doctorate program for pharmacy and she said I have a mental condition. 🥴

Beautiful Pisces ♓️ @blackmermaidmama.bsky.social · 12h

Felt it when that lady said she DGAF if the earth is flat or round cuz she still has these bitchass bills to pay.

FELT!!

Beautiful Pisces ♓️ @blackmermaidmama.bsky.social · 12h

Unnerving when people use 3 different ways to communicate with me on a single topic.

Like, pick one (email/text/Teams) and let’s keep the conversation flowing.

Beautiful Pisces ♓️ @blackmermaidmama.bsky.social · 12h

Given the chance, would you buy a farm?
Or….
Could you pool resources with close friends and family and start a family compound?

Beautiful Pisces ♓️ @blackmermaidmama.bsky.social · 12h

My first big girl job was at an electric utility company and my boss was the head project manager. I wanted to a PM just so I could be nothing like him. I’m proud to say, mission accomplished. He is still a vile, German dude who calls people notsees for fun & proud 🍊 turd supporter.

Well shit… @sincerelymaxx.bsky.social · 12h

starting with family….

Beautiful Pisces ♓️ @blackmermaidmama.bsky.social · 12h

Right!! I wanted him to stay somewhere out the way and live life on the low.

Beautiful Pisces ♓️ @blackmermaidmama.bsky.social · 12h

Guess I’m swimming with the sharks on my birthday. The toothless ones. Now I gotta research which island has the best safety for that excursion.

#PiscesSeason

Beautiful Pisces ♓️ @blackmermaidmama.bsky.social · 12h

Bad Bunny told us we got 4 months! I’m just trying to remember the hook and get the dance steps down.

Beautiful Pisces ♓️ @blackmermaidmama.bsky.social · 12h

Yeah I ain’t never heard that. #KansasCity

Beautiful Pisces ♓️ @blackmermaidmama.bsky.social · 12h

6am flight and the airport is an hour from the hotel. What time should I leave to be on time for my flight?

Oh…and TSA is questionable rn. 🙃🙃🙃

Beautiful Pisces ♓️ @blackmermaidmama.bsky.social · 13h

Every time I hear this song I say this man was a day late on his rent and that landlord said you gon have to do something strange if you wanna keep living here. Rent was PAST due…

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Beautiful Pisces ♓️ @blackmermaidmama.bsky.social · 13h

You SPITTIN’!!!!

Beautiful Pisces ♓️ @blackmermaidmama.bsky.social · 13h

Officially in the season where you’ll need a hoodie in the morning and flip flops/chanclas by noon and it’s dark:30 by 7pm.

Fall in the Midwest has arrived! 🍂

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Beautiful Pisces ♓️ @blackmermaidmama.bsky.social · 13h

Learning to swim is stressful!! Like I’m literally trying to just relax in the water. Just relax. WHY CANT I???!!??

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Beautiful Pisces ♓️ @blackmermaidmama.bsky.social · 13h

Knowing Dolly is ok has made my day better. She should tell her sister to not scare us like that again.

Ok bye ✌🏾

Beautiful Pisces ♓️ @blackmermaidmama.bsky.social · 13h

Hear me out:
A food truck that sells food AND adult toys.

Call it Eats & Skeets.

Yeah?

Drop some tagline ideas for me.

Beautiful Pisces ♓️ @blackmermaidmama.bsky.social · 13h

EXACTLY!! A chin check is really an accountability thing and we have totally stopped holding people accountable for the shit they say and do.
People would rather 🔫 you to avoid accountability.

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Beautiful Pisces ♓️ @blackmermaidmama.bsky.social · 13h

Im Flattered but no thanks. My hubby don’t play about me.

Beautiful Pisces ♓️ @blackmermaidmama.bsky.social · 13h

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Beautiful Pisces ♓️ @blackmermaidmama.bsky.social · 13h

Respectability politics will forever be the bane of our existence. Sometimes a punch in the mouth (figuratively and literally) are just what is needed. 🤷🏽‍♀️

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Beautiful Pisces ♓️ @blackmermaidmama.bsky.social · 14h

Thank you and same to you! 😊

Beautiful Pisces ♓️ @blackmermaidmama.bsky.social · 14h

The full moon is putting up numbers on my Pisces cousin. I’m gonna burn some Palo santo to help relieve some of her stress.

More importantly y’all. Let’s make sure we are all managing emotions and taking care of self during these times. It’s SO much coming at us constantly and it’s ok to turn off