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blahaj.rodeo
juni 🏳️‍⚧️
@blahaj.rodeo
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35, queer and trans ✨🏳️‍⚧️✨, electronics and computer nonsense, licensed forklift operator, unlicensed poster. she/her 🔞

San Francisco, CA
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blahaj.rodeo
i’m also perturbatively torqued by my equatorial bulge
figure 3.1-4, a diagram of the earth with an orbit around it and an equatorial bulge. it’s captioned “perturbative torque caused by earth’s equatorial bulge”
November 13, 2025 at 4:47 AM
blahaj.rodeo
maybe i should be wearing more crop tops
juni is wearing a crop top from spacethey.gay, it’s the nasa meatball logo but it says “trans”. she’s also got on a pair of jeans with a leash for a belt, and is smiling at the camera. she’s got messy but (hopefully?) cute purple and brown shoulder length hair
November 12, 2025 at 8:55 PM
blahaj.rodeo
i think maybe she likes purple
juni is wearing a purple jumpsuit and taking a selfie, she’s got a bag over her shoulder, long purple and brown hair, purple lipstick, and glasses with translucent pink frames
November 10, 2025 at 3:29 AM
blahaj.rodeo
i’ve gotta remember to get my brows done regularly, i always feel so much cuter after i do 💖
Juni is smiling and wearing a denim jacket and a dark green jumpsuit. She just got her eyebrows waxed, they look pretty cute. Her jacket has some enamel pins on it, and she’s wearing glasses and a necklace. She’s got long purple and brown hair.
November 8, 2025 at 8:09 PM
blahaj.rodeo
she’s going brunch mode
juni in a white jumpsuit with a black squiggly pattern, she’s smiling and holding a cup of coffee at an outdoor table. she’s got long brown and purple hair, a cute puppy tattoo, and doesn’t want to go back to work later (but she probably will)
November 7, 2025 at 8:17 PM
blahaj.rodeo
another day, another jumpsuit
juni is wearing a short green jumpsuit (or is it more of a romper?) with a belt, it has embroidered flowers along the shoulders. she’s standing in a hallway smiling and taking a selfie, she’s got purple and brown hair and glasses.
November 7, 2025 at 6:23 AM
blahaj.rodeo
the jumpsuits will continue until morale improves
juni is standing in a parking lot, smiling. she’s wearing a black jumpsuit that buttons to the waist, and a gray ribbed top with a green beaded necklace. the wind is blowing her purple and brown hair around a little bit. you can tell she feels kinda pretty in this one
November 6, 2025 at 2:36 AM
blahaj.rodeo
today’s leftover halloween candy bears a warning
a bunch of fun sized snickers bars. they’re arranged to spell “cis snek risk”
November 5, 2025 at 8:19 PM
blahaj.rodeo
jinkies!!
juni is dressed as velma from scooby doo, she’s sitting on a bench holding a magnifying glass and wearing a red skirt, orange sweater, orange socks, and red shoes. she’s smiling and has dark framed glasses and long brown and purple hair
November 1, 2025 at 1:33 AM
blahaj.rodeo
most popular candy this year? potato
a bowl of halloween candy with a potato in it
November 1, 2025 at 1:05 AM
blahaj.rodeo
woah, it’s juni
juni is smiling and sitting at a picnic table outdoors. she’s wearing a band shirt for the ophelias which has a heart with swords through it. she’s got long purple and brown hair, glasses, a leather collar, and some tattoos on her right arm
October 29, 2025 at 3:05 AM
blahaj.rodeo
the face of a girl who’s just realized this might be a mistake
juni’s riding a mechanical bull on an inflatable platform, it’s blurry because it’s started moving and she’s holding on for dear life. she’s got a hell of a surprised look on her face
October 26, 2025 at 5:04 AM
blahaj.rodeo
feeling so incredibly normal about this height difference
emily and juni are standing outside in an alleyway, juni is holding a white claw and emily is wearing a bowsette costume and towering over her, looking stunning
October 25, 2025 at 9:18 AM
blahaj.rodeo
puppy’s first rave fit
juni is wearing fishnets and black chelsea boots and a mesh top with pasties and a short leather skirt, and a leather collar, and a heart necklace. she’s got eyeliner and black lipstick on, a little eyeliner heart on her cheek, and a dog clicker on her wrist
October 25, 2025 at 5:36 AM
blahaj.rodeo
she’s going airplane mode again
juni is sitting in a window seat on an airplane, she’s smiling and wearing a purple jumpsuit and has purple hair. she’s holding a green water bottle with stickers on it.
October 24, 2025 at 10:52 PM
blahaj.rodeo
dogs can be trusted with fire!
juni is grinning and holding a kitchen torch over a slice of pumpkin bread that she’s bruleeing a topping on, she looks unhinged but hopefully cute and can definitely be trusted with fire
October 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
blahaj.rodeo
you’d listen to her present in the staff meeting, right?
Juni is smiling and taking a selfie, she’s wearing a button up snake patterned dress and a leather jacket, she’s got brown and purple hair, glasses, a necklace, and a septum piercing. Maybe she’s even a little intimidating? Hopefully in a good way.
October 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
blahaj.rodeo
when the oversized sweater is so oversized that it’s just a dress now
juni is wearing a colossally oversized purple ribbed sweater as a dress with a wide black belt around her waist. she’s standing in front of a closet taking a selfie with one hand on her hip.
October 20, 2025 at 12:22 AM
blahaj.rodeo
turns out arugula isn’t a normal toothpaste flavor for a reason
a tube of toosty brand toothpaste, with a green cap and a salad design. it’s rucola (arugula) flavored. and also clear on the toothbrush. it’s… not good
October 15, 2025 at 7:33 AM
blahaj.rodeo
trying my best to put the hot in hot mess
juni is standing in a bathroom taking a mirror selfie, she’s wearing dark grey pants, a band t-shirt for the ophelias with a heart skewered by swords, and a denim jacket with enamel pins. she’s leaning on the wall and resting her head on her hand. she looks tired. it’s been a long day.
October 15, 2025 at 2:27 AM
blahaj.rodeo
pov: i’m filling you up & we’re both so wet
juni is filling a blue rental car with gas. she’s wearing a green top and a necklace and has long purple and brown hair, glasses, and star earrings. the car is wet. she’s also wet. it’s raining.
October 13, 2025 at 8:48 PM
blahaj.rodeo
he/him, really? at this point if you’re still holding onto a mental image of the sad husk of a person you met 5 years ago that says more about you than it does about me. especially if you’re looking at my tits when you do it.
juni is sitting in a leather armchair rolling her eyes at the camera from behind dark-framed glasses. she’s wearing a grey ribbed crop top and has brown hair past her shoulders with purple bangs. visiting family sure is fun, isn’t it?
October 13, 2025 at 1:53 AM
blahaj.rodeo
the cis know too much
a fall sign at a restaurant, it has pumpkins and leaves planted on it and says “nothing more pleasing’ than pumpkin season”
October 11, 2025 at 2:12 PM
blahaj.rodeo
why does the key to this rental car look like some kind of sex toy?
the key to a rental car, it’s smooth and oval and has some buttons integrated and looks like it will vibrate if she presses the wrong one
October 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
blahaj.rodeo
apologies to everyone i just woke up in the neighborhood by screaming, but a moth flew out of the fridge ice dispenser and landed on my arm
a moth on a kitchen cabinet. flew right out of the fridge ice dispenser and landed on my arm
October 8, 2025 at 8:37 AM