Blåhaj Shark
@blahajshark.bsky.social
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Blåhaj Shark
@blahajshark.bsky.social
· Nov 8
December 21, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Feeling off today and the energy vampire coworker is NOT helping
December 12, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Feeling off today and the energy vampire coworker is NOT helping
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November 18, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Rich Shark swims into a restaurant and orders everything on the menu, twice, eats everything, and leaves none for the other customers as the restaurant has run out of food.
Outside middle class and poor protestors are waving placards that say "We're starving! Give us some food!"
Rich Shark laughs.
Outside middle class and poor protestors are waving placards that say "We're starving! Give us some food!"
Rich Shark laughs.
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Rich Shark swims into a restaurant and orders everything on the menu, twice, eats everything, and leaves none for the other customers as the restaurant has run out of food.
Outside middle class and poor protestors are waving placards that say "We're starving! Give us some food!"
Rich Shark laughs.
Outside middle class and poor protestors are waving placards that say "We're starving! Give us some food!"
Rich Shark laughs.
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Of course, it is a romance!
Any lifeguard is automatically going to be the romantic interest, even if they were a beast...
Which, by the way, would make a great retelling of Beauty and the Beast, in my opinion.
#Blahaj #shark #funny #lifeguard #romance
Any lifeguard is automatically going to be the romantic interest, even if they were a beast...
Which, by the way, would make a great retelling of Beauty and the Beast, in my opinion.
#Blahaj #shark #funny #lifeguard #romance
November 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Of course, it is a romance!
Any lifeguard is automatically going to be the romantic interest, even if they were a beast...
Which, by the way, would make a great retelling of Beauty and the Beast, in my opinion.
#Blahaj #shark #funny #lifeguard #romance
Any lifeguard is automatically going to be the romantic interest, even if they were a beast...
Which, by the way, would make a great retelling of Beauty and the Beast, in my opinion.
#Blahaj #shark #funny #lifeguard #romance
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Poor and Middle Class People who believe in Trickle Down Economics must be the most gullible people on the planet.
It is all in the name: It is a #trick.
You're a little fish, not a shark.
#trickledown
#blahaj #shark #funny
It is all in the name: It is a #trick.
You're a little fish, not a shark.
#trickledown
#blahaj #shark #funny
November 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Poor and Middle Class People who believe in Trickle Down Economics must be the most gullible people on the planet.
It is all in the name: It is a #trick.
You're a little fish, not a shark.
#trickledown
#blahaj #shark #funny
It is all in the name: It is a #trick.
You're a little fish, not a shark.
#trickledown
#blahaj #shark #funny
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November 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 9:23 PM
If you see this, QTP with a gif of your favorite wild animal. 🦊
November 23, 2025 at 12:58 PM
If you see this, QTP with a gif of your favorite wild animal. 🦊
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present for my gf, hope she likes it
ミ source: blahaj.4k.pics/r/1ozcv3v
ミ #sfw #blahaj #transfem #present
ミ source: blahaj.4k.pics/r/1ozcv3v
ミ #sfw #blahaj #transfem #present
November 17, 2025 at 7:59 PM
present for my gf, hope she likes it
ミ source: blahaj.4k.pics/r/1ozcv3v
ミ #sfw #blahaj #transfem #present
ミ source: blahaj.4k.pics/r/1ozcv3v
ミ #sfw #blahaj #transfem #present
November 18, 2025 at 2:55 PM