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he/him old smelly bastard ephemeral artist i just think blaidd is neat (pls don't say strange things at me)

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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · Jun 10

self-portrait ig #EldenRing #BlaiddTheHalfWolf

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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 17m

new old thing

samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 25m

during octobet i call you my mortuals

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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 31m

au where defeating maliketh just turns him into a puppy

samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 36m

also i miss ds2 hexes

samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 37m

they should've made holy attacks and skills cost runes tbh. because i think it would be funny if people were trying to farm with waves of gold but it just sapped like 10,000 + 30% of their total runes each time lmao

samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 42m

the beast underneath the surgery table also implies that these characters were the ones who unleashed the plague, suggesting all the more it's laurence.

then we return to the other cathedral, where laurence rests on the altar, to return laurence's skull... silly

samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 44m

people look at the funny hat and assume it's willem, but

- it doesn't match willem's mitre
- willem doesn't have a beard
- this is the healing church, not byrgenwerth
- this altar also secretly houses laurence's skull
- it leads to the research hall, created by laurence

samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 46m

i always find it kinda funny how it seems heavily implied that the bearded statue at the surgery altar depicts laurence, but everyone just draws him as a twink instead lol

samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 59m

i find it interesting too that her daughters actually delight in warmth and sunlight, because, well, they're made of coldblooded insects. so the best way to kill them is just to open the windows, lol.

and of course, lady d's "dragon" form is sick as hell.

samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 1h

from then on, they remained in castle dimitrescu, lording over the village below, abducting men to torture and devour, and women to attempt this synthetic reproduction once again.

it's a neat way to modernize the mythos while retaining folkloric imagery.

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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 1h

and then her "daughters" reconstruct the witchcraft aspect of vampirism, and are actually unrelated women whom alcina abducted and gifted with more Mold Fetuses—and as flies devoured their living flesh, they became one with these swarms, craving flesh and blood in turn.

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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 1h

like yes there's the typical capcom big boobies haha element that people will pretend is subversive for some reason but i really love how "vampirism" works in RE.

‐ congenital blood defect
- implanted with Mold Fetus
- grows into a giantess
- requires flesh and blood to sustain herself

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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 1h

it's funny how alcina dimitrescu actually is a super cool vampire and i say this as a colossal vampire mythology nerd

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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 1h

sipy

samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 1h

my gifs folders

samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 1h

ngl i completely forgot they added electivire. good thing gen 4 was fake and never happened

samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 2h

i feel like it would be so awesome to be roaming an abandoned factory and see this guy in the corner turning around to face you, disemboweled electrical cables from a breaker box still sparking as he chews them up. Badass

samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 2h

electabuzz is such a funny pokemon when i think about it. it's like an ape... tiger..... ufo-headed.. thing

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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 2h

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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · Oct 29

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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · Jan 13

Thinking about the Funky Kong Key Chain I lost when I was a kid. I've never seen one for sale. There's no photos of it online. If I didn't have it in my hands I'd say it didn't exist. Everything went down hill the second I lost this thing. Man oh man do I miss it.

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サメとメンダコ🦈🐙namelessmm2 @namelessmm2.bsky.social · 19h

Day 8 werewolf's breakfast & Day 9 charming grimoire
magical super fluffy pancake
オオカミの魔法のふわふわパンケーキ🐺🥞
#spookysweetober2025 #spookysweetober

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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 9h

eventually

samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 9h

damn i love sleeping

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