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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸
@blaidd.bsky.social
he/him old smelly bastard

ephemeral artist

i just think blaidd is neat (pls don't say strange things at me)
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i could never be a furpy because i think human noses are too cool to pass up even for bestial character designs
January 16, 2026 at 10:56 PM
January 16, 2026 at 10:52 PM
going to a friend's house to get them caught up on 28 laters before Boner Temple
January 16, 2026 at 10:40 PM
sometimes it's just easier to type fire emoji than look for the fire emoji you know
January 16, 2026 at 10:24 PM
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January 16, 2026 at 8:30 PM
resident evil fans: man, [entry] is so fucking good, minus the ending where it becomes straight action and nothing is scary anymore

capcom: WHAT MAKES RESIDENT EVIL UNIQUE IS TENSION AND RELEASE,
January 16, 2026 at 6:14 PM
nightreign isn't a spinoff of elden ring, it's a god damn POPOFF WHAT THE HELL WHY IS HE SO SWAGG
January 16, 2026 at 4:16 PM
i love explaining to people that blaidd really was just treated like a family pet by the carians considering he was only a vassal and not a carian prince, and he never received the title of demigod. the fact that rennala "approved" of him indicates his relation was more so conditional
January 16, 2026 at 4:14 PM
......wait a fucking minute
January 16, 2026 at 3:06 PM
holy shit
January 16, 2026 at 2:34 PM
does anyone ever actually use two spaces after a sentence? why did they teach us that in school lol
January 16, 2026 at 2:04 PM
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April 10, 2025 at 3:51 AM
just remembered another weird dream where i was in a rural foresty village but there was black snow falling like soot, burying everything in cold black. it felt like some yume nikki shit
January 16, 2026 at 3:17 AM
get mothered idot
January 16, 2026 at 2:45 AM
wait. wait oh my god.

panos cosmatos slitterhead. go go write that down
January 16, 2026 at 1:29 AM
hereditary was just ok
January 16, 2026 at 1:04 AM
kill me ass
January 16, 2026 at 12:30 AM
tbh i only ever talk about my asexuality in a self-deprecating way which i probably shouldn't do but i'm always anxious if i try to "take pride" in my sexuality/lack thereof that i'm like a puritan or something lol
January 15, 2026 at 11:54 PM
$pussytype
Also new in v1.114 today: cashtags! Like hashtags, but for stocks.

Tag your posts with #$AAPL, #$NVDA, whatever, then tap to see everyone else's equally unqualified analysis!
January 15, 2026 at 11:50 PM
i'm kind of annoying huh
January 15, 2026 at 11:49 PM
sure have my asexual colored blaidd
January 15, 2026 at 11:47 PM
i will never get to see yin yue fan art and that hurts
January 15, 2026 at 11:21 PM
you see it's a joke about time, and how half the runtime of that "expo" was ad space, and how precious those moments were that we'll never get back,,
Resident Evil Requiem x Hamilton watch will only cost $1,475 / $2,175 buff.ly/wyyumOJ
January 15, 2026 at 10:33 PM
I like the sound of the zeebies having a bit more intelligence, but it's still no Siren lol
January 15, 2026 at 10:22 PM
hehe, i just remembered that time i deflected a cannonball and guard countered it to hit the person behind me
January 15, 2026 at 9:46 PM