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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸
@blaidd.bsky.social
he/him old smelly bastard

ephemeral artist

i just think blaidd is neat (pls don't say strange things at me)
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holy shit
January 16, 2026 at 2:34 PM
does anyone ever actually use two spaces after a sentence? why did they teach us that in school lol
January 16, 2026 at 2:04 PM
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April 10, 2025 at 3:51 AM
just remembered another weird dream where i was in a rural foresty village but there was black snow falling like soot, burying everything in cold black. it felt like some yume nikki shit
January 16, 2026 at 3:17 AM
get mothered idot
January 16, 2026 at 2:45 AM
wait. wait oh my god.

panos cosmatos slitterhead. go go write that down
January 16, 2026 at 1:29 AM
hereditary was just ok
January 16, 2026 at 1:04 AM
kill me ass
January 16, 2026 at 12:30 AM
tbh i only ever talk about my asexuality in a self-deprecating way which i probably shouldn't do but i'm always anxious if i try to "take pride" in my sexuality/lack thereof that i'm like a puritan or something lol
January 15, 2026 at 11:54 PM
$pussytype
Also new in v1.114 today: cashtags! Like hashtags, but for stocks.

Tag your posts with #$AAPL, #$NVDA, whatever, then tap to see everyone else's equally unqualified analysis!
January 15, 2026 at 11:50 PM
i'm kind of annoying huh
January 15, 2026 at 11:49 PM
sure have my asexual colored blaidd
January 15, 2026 at 11:47 PM
i will never get to see yin yue fan art and that hurts
January 15, 2026 at 11:21 PM
you see it's a joke about time, and how half the runtime of that "expo" was ad space, and how precious those moments were that we'll never get back,,
Resident Evil Requiem x Hamilton watch will only cost $1,475 / $2,175 buff.ly/wyyumOJ
January 15, 2026 at 10:33 PM
I like the sound of the zeebies having a bit more intelligence, but it's still no Siren lol
January 15, 2026 at 10:22 PM
hehe, i just remembered that time i deflected a cannonball and guard countered it to hit the person behind me
January 15, 2026 at 9:46 PM
i had so much energy yesterday and motivation and today im just. Sack of shirrrrrrr
January 15, 2026 at 9:32 PM
forgot i had a dream that chappelll roan kept sneaking more l's into her name
January 15, 2026 at 9:04 PM
i love that theeree that majora is a wrathful goddess sent to punish termina by possessing the moon and forcing it to fall and that feirce deity is the actual embodiment of the moon and it's rwally cool
January 15, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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One of the things about people showing up to protest for the first time, that many, many armchair theorists don't grasp, is the effect of seeing what happens with your own eyes, then seeing how media covers it, and what is said ABOUT YOU by media and political personalities/office holders.
This dude is intense and correct
January 15, 2026 at 7:27 PM
I'm terrible at the technical aspect of art, but I do think I'm decent at coming up with concepts and conveying an emotional tone... I think I avoid zeitgeist relatively well, in terms of style and method?
Artists, I think we're all too comfortable sharing our imposter syndrome.

I would love to see you step out of your comfort zone and confidently state what you think you're actually really good at.

No self deprecation, just what you think you're the strongest at

Is anyone brave eniough? 👀
January 15, 2026 at 7:55 PM
i think the best bosses have some kind of rng bullshit that force you to reconsider how to approach them tbh. i always love in souls games when i get that anime-ass moment where i'm like, "DAYNB, I CAN'T GET NEAR HIM BECAUSE OF HIS Laser dick... BUT WHAT IF I USE DISTANTS TO MY ADVANTAGE"
January 15, 2026 at 7:02 PM
I still feel like Messmer should have been like a Malenia-level superboss tbh
January 15, 2026 at 6:24 PM
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January 13, 2026 at 6:49 AM
frankly every interaction i've ever had online. who are you people.. marton gork
my 34 year old bbw transfemme umbreon therian gf named "soup": i just don't think i can take it any more on this hell world

me picturing the music video for depeche mode's policy of truth in my mind:
January 15, 2026 at 5:44 PM