He’s hip, he’s cool, he’s 48.
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K-12 Director of Technology. CLI nerd who loves Macs. Progressive, raging anti-Trumper.
I’m trying to eat over here. Come on.
February 8, 2026 at 5:17 PM
I’m trying to eat over here. Come on.
Carnivores, as well all learned in science, are famous for eating “ferments.”
February 8, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Carnivores, as well all learned in science, are famous for eating “ferments.”
I would sooner say he has not been kind to himself. Or other people.
February 7, 2026 at 10:18 PM
I would sooner say he has not been kind to himself. Or other people.
This looks like Zach Braff dressing up as Jeff Goldblum for a Halloween photo shoot.
February 6, 2026 at 8:34 PM
This looks like Zach Braff dressing up as Jeff Goldblum for a Halloween photo shoot.
It just "appeared to happen."
February 6, 2026 at 2:06 PM
It just "appeared to happen."
Reposted by He’s hip, he’s cool, he’s 48.
Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”
February 4, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”
Here's *one weird trick* to be able to get around god's law. Just be a government.
February 4, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Here's *one weird trick* to be able to get around god's law. Just be a government.
David Fincher’s The Game
February 4, 2026 at 3:48 AM
David Fincher’s The Game
Time to Pretend by MGMT. it’s making me angry just thinking about it.
February 4, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Time to Pretend by MGMT. it’s making me angry just thinking about it.
Man I’m an atheist… but I can’t imagine it’s viewed as a great thing when you chuckle and roll your eyes at the pope’s direct critique of your immorality.
February 3, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Man I’m an atheist… but I can’t imagine it’s viewed as a great thing when you chuckle and roll your eyes at the pope’s direct critique of your immorality.
Cool. Let's just let her continue working while we figure this out. No prob.
February 2, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Cool. Let's just let her continue working while we figure this out. No prob.
I'm predicting 3 more years of our Winter of Discontent.
February 2, 2026 at 1:39 PM
I'm predicting 3 more years of our Winter of Discontent.
Ah yes, the Many-Phils Interpretation.
February 2, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Ah yes, the Many-Phils Interpretation.
Spoiler: in the finale you finally find out who was the boss.
February 1, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Spoiler: in the finale you finally find out who was the boss.
My son is as well and it’s just such a tiresome battle on the internet. I’m sorry that you have to deal with it all the goddamn time.
January 31, 2026 at 6:18 PM
My son is as well and it’s just such a tiresome battle on the internet. I’m sorry that you have to deal with it all the goddamn time.
Which is interesting because Homan comes off as a drooling homunculus.
January 31, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Which is interesting because Homan comes off as a drooling homunculus.
I think it’s actually a pretty common trait amongst the general populace. Would be great if we could stop constantly tarring neurodivergent people (I know you’re not doing this… but it’s all too common)
January 31, 2026 at 6:13 PM
I think it’s actually a pretty common trait amongst the general populace. Would be great if we could stop constantly tarring neurodivergent people (I know you’re not doing this… but it’s all too common)
drunk asshole
January 29, 2026 at 7:20 PM
drunk asshole
Not surprising at all to hear this from the staff of a Nazi collaborator.
January 28, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Not surprising at all to hear this from the staff of a Nazi collaborator.
How do you say this shit out loud and not just start laughing at yourself?
January 28, 2026 at 12:37 AM
How do you say this shit out loud and not just start laughing at yourself?
I haven’t seen this in years. The tears are streaming down my face and I have face cramps. Thanks.
January 25, 2026 at 9:25 PM
I haven’t seen this in years. The tears are streaming down my face and I have face cramps. Thanks.