I asked Claude AI to summarise one of my papers and it was ... brutal. Until I told them I wrote it, then it changed its entire tone. The point is, it's all nonsense - convincing, but nonsense. It's aim is to sound correct, not be correct. It's all performative.

What's going on in Scottish football?

Double rainbow

I got into a fight with an art installation in the park this evening

Deer herd on our evening walk

Cheers everyone, enjoy your weekend!

Cakes with holes in, made of rabbit. Surprisingly nice.

Police: Where exactly did you find the body?

Me: Er ... studio, wounds, submit