I quit gardening two years ago and still somehow this summer I grew all these damn potatoes. The only thing that takes less effort to grow than potatoes is old. #potatoes #irishfood #outrageousaccents #laughableoccupations #russianvodka #starch

Look at this idiot. After I snapped the pic his wife ran over and took the baby off his head. Slowly. He has no agility with his arms in that stance and dropping a baby over six feet on asphalt is going to brain ‘em. #parenting

I don’t see a handicapped tag or placard, maybe I’m just not seeing it. #johnorcut #bankruptcylawyer #handicapped

The Kaiser bundoggle. Inflation in my Kaiser roll like inflating a tire. #air