Blake Bortles
@blakebortles.bsky.social
Former Quarterback. Current Golfer. Future Unlimited.
I didn't "hold you back." I just wanted you to be the most mature kid in your grade. You'll thank me once you get to high school.
So in 17 the Jags had an awesome defense and you told us Bortles held us back; I remember hating reading that and fearing you were right (spoiler alert: you were right). Tell it to me straight, is Lawrence the problem? Like, after five years, have we eliminated every possible confounding variable?
October 21, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I didn't "hold you back." I just wanted you to be the most mature kid in your grade. You'll thank me once you get to high school.
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
January 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
GOAT
January 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
GOAT
To the one who truly gets me:
I will cherish every moment.
I welcome every new dawn.
A New Year, A New Us.
I LOVE YOU FLO FROM PROGRESSIVE!!! ♥️♥️♥️
I will cherish every moment.
I welcome every new dawn.
A New Year, A New Us.
I LOVE YOU FLO FROM PROGRESSIVE!!! ♥️♥️♥️
January 1, 2025 at 2:26 AM
To the one who truly gets me:
I will cherish every moment.
I welcome every new dawn.
A New Year, A New Us.
I LOVE YOU FLO FROM PROGRESSIVE!!! ♥️♥️♥️
I will cherish every moment.
I welcome every new dawn.
A New Year, A New Us.
I LOVE YOU FLO FROM PROGRESSIVE!!! ♥️♥️♥️
GAMEDAY BREAKFAST
December 15, 2024 at 5:33 PM
GAMEDAY BREAKFAST
At the Dog Show as a backup! I have multiple dog treats on my mouth and ready to run!
November 28, 2024 at 3:12 PM
At the Dog Show as a backup! I have multiple dog treats on my mouth and ready to run!
Bortles Tip: Raw Turkey, YUCK
November 28, 2024 at 2:59 AM
Bortles Tip: Raw Turkey, YUCK
Couldn't get a tee time at Sawgrass this morning so snuck on and played at 2am. Shot a 281.
November 23, 2024 at 2:21 PM
Couldn't get a tee time at Sawgrass this morning so snuck on and played at 2am. Shot a 281.
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy
November 20, 2024 at 10:32 PM
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy
I volunteer as tribute.
After the Super Bowl, I shall be consumed on national television.
#thisismyflesh
After the Super Bowl, I shall be consumed on national television.
#thisismyflesh
Pop-Tarts Bowl to feature 3 edible mascots, game MVP to pick which gets eaten: "Fans are hungry for more," the Pop-Tarts director of marketing said after the viral success of last year's campaign.
Pop-Tarts Bowl to feature 3 edible mascots, game MVP to pick which gets eaten
"Fans are hungry for more," the Pop-Tarts director of marketing said after the viral success of last year's campaign.
dlvr.it
November 19, 2024 at 10:04 PM
I volunteer as tribute.
After the Super Bowl, I shall be consumed on national television.
#thisismyflesh
After the Super Bowl, I shall be consumed on national television.
#thisismyflesh
All Aboard the Bortles Train.
100% fueled by GOOD VIBES!
Destination: Funtown, U.S.A.
100% fueled by GOOD VIBES!
Destination: Funtown, U.S.A.
November 17, 2024 at 3:57 AM
All Aboard the Bortles Train.
100% fueled by GOOD VIBES!
Destination: Funtown, U.S.A.
100% fueled by GOOD VIBES!
Destination: Funtown, U.S.A.