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@blasterz.bsky.social
He/him.
Cishet white male trying hard not to "well, actually" or "not all men" you into a rage.
Whiskey, cheap Chinese cigarettes, and the sweat of a man who may or may not have been part ape.
Cishet white male trying hard not to "well, actually" or "not all men" you into a rage.
Whiskey, cheap Chinese cigarettes, and the sweat of a man who may or may not have been part ape.
Not very destructive, but I used to hang out backstage with Dave Matthews at a dive bar in Virginia years before his bus dumped 800 pounds of human waste onto a tour boat in the Chicago River. Had I punched him in the throat, no "Ants Marching" en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Ma...
December 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Not very destructive, but I used to hang out backstage with Dave Matthews at a dive bar in Virginia years before his bus dumped 800 pounds of human waste onto a tour boat in the Chicago River. Had I punched him in the throat, no "Ants Marching" en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Ma...
The secret is to never leave home.
December 28, 2025 at 9:25 PM
The secret is to never leave home.
You and the spouse bought the same video game console for one of the kids.
December 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
You and the spouse bought the same video game console for one of the kids.
...and more importantly, not one borne out by reality. Vis: DOJ prosecutions.
December 23, 2025 at 11:06 PM
...and more importantly, not one borne out by reality. Vis: DOJ prosecutions.
Honestly didn't expect to see this meme taken to the Nth degree
![Panel 1: Green figure in MAGA hat telling figure labeled "Bill Clinton" "You push this button, and all of the Epstien [sic] files will be released..."
Panel 2: Green figure in MAGA hat continues "INCLUDING everything about you-"
Panel 3: Figure labeled Bill Clinton slams fist down on button
Panel 4: Green figure in MAGA hat attempts to drag figure labeled "Bill Clinton" away from the button, exclaiming "NO BILL WAIT! PLEASE!!" as blue figure repeatedly strikes button with fist](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5vh3l73olmjkrvenvkyt73cy/bafkreibx2mvwqo6dhb3trt6yxgmumevy42ofu65zv5qubhbdtbqe22y4ly@jpeg)
December 23, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Honestly didn't expect to see this meme taken to the Nth degree
Yum. Cholesterol loaf. Might wanna have roto-rooter on speed dial to clear out your arteries.
December 23, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Yum. Cholesterol loaf. Might wanna have roto-rooter on speed dial to clear out your arteries.
Resting your head on another man's package doesn't strike me as very "alpha"
December 21, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Resting your head on another man's package doesn't strike me as very "alpha"
JFC. Sun rose here at 7:17 am, set at 4:33 pm. Will check in on this thread to see how effective your discussions with management were.
December 21, 2025 at 11:19 PM
JFC. Sun rose here at 7:17 am, set at 4:33 pm. Will check in on this thread to see how effective your discussions with management were.
Yup. Theater kids at my University went on to produce the first Indian productions of The Vagina Monologues and Agnes of God. Debate kids produced Indiana AG Todd Rokita and felon Charlie White.
December 21, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Yup. Theater kids at my University went on to produce the first Indian productions of The Vagina Monologues and Agnes of God. Debate kids produced Indiana AG Todd Rokita and felon Charlie White.
Likely had more warmth than Trump.
December 20, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Likely had more warmth than Trump.
Pretty sure a shoebill could still take you in a fight.
December 20, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Pretty sure a shoebill could still take you in a fight.
Teachers are less likely to shoot you in the face. They're an easier target to bully.
December 19, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Teachers are less likely to shoot you in the face. They're an easier target to bully.
"I'm going to explicitly list all the reasons I think she's not qualified for office while denying that I'm attacking her for them, then avoid naming a single thing that I actually disagree with her on"
December 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
"I'm going to explicitly list all the reasons I think she's not qualified for office while denying that I'm attacking her for them, then avoid naming a single thing that I actually disagree with her on"
That's not very in keeping with the spirit of the 12 days of Christmas of you
// ducks
// ducks
December 8, 2025 at 9:36 PM
That's not very in keeping with the spirit of the 12 days of Christmas of you
// ducks
// ducks
I guess so. I feel more comfortable not having been alone in my irrationality. csmfht.substack.com/p/no-caesar-...
No, Caesar didn't add two months to the calendar!
Ides of March special
csmfht.substack.com
December 2, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I guess so. I feel more comfortable not having been alone in my irrationality. csmfht.substack.com/p/no-caesar-...
- the sugar goes in the iced tea
a man in armor stands in front of a fire with the words " you have chosen poorly "
Alt: a man in armor stands in front of a fire with the words " you have chosen poorly "
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 11:04 PM
- the sugar goes in the iced tea
I used to think that, but it's wrong. March used to be the first month of the year. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martius...
Martius (month) - Wikipedia
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December 1, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I used to think that, but it's wrong. March used to be the first month of the year. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martius...