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just a muppet in a sick jacket | run by @silviaisthehero
| here to post straight up lies about some benches or something
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Gwyneth Goes Skiing US Tour⛷️

Our US tour of Gwyneth Goes Skiing kicks off this week. Starring @linuskarp.bsky.social and @suddenlyjoseph.bsky.social, with music by Leland, vocals by Cat Cohen and Darren Criss and a special video appearance by drag icon Trixie Mattel.

NYC, LA and Park City
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January 5, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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hey I’m after a big big big big big big big life
December 14, 2024 at 9:00 PM
Self Respect is cunty and can be slutty, but it hasn't cured my yearning yet! If the problem isn't the song, that means it's me, so. The problem is the song, right
December 3, 2024 at 4:32 PM
This might be sacrilegious to say, but if we have a song that says "I'm on my hands and knees begging you to kiss me. When I'm not around, do you even miss me?" one would at least hope there was a cunty slutty remix
December 3, 2024 at 4:30 PM
What I mean when I say I'm fine
December 3, 2024 at 9:10 AM
Listening to bleachers on the way home after seeing Why Am I So Single? again had my brain singing an improvised mashup like:
🎶 I want one ticket off of your disco ba-a-all 🎶
and that's on self-hatred, baby
December 2, 2024 at 12:51 AM
"You didn't want me to take the money, I'm not taking the money" gilmore girls line or bleachers lyric?
November 22, 2024 at 3:32 PM