Gwyneth Goes Skiing US Tour⛷️

Our US tour of Gwyneth Goes Skiing kicks off this week. Starring @linuskarp.bsky.social and @suddenlyjoseph.bsky.social, with music by Leland, vocals by Cat Cohen and Darren Criss and a special video appearance by drag icon Trixie Mattel.

NYC, LA and Park City
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hey I’m after a big big big big big big big life

Self Respect is cunty and can be slutty, but it hasn't cured my yearning yet! If the problem isn't the song, that means it's me, so. The problem is the song, right

This might be sacrilegious to say, but if we have a song that says "I'm on my hands and knees begging you to kiss me. When I'm not around, do you even miss me?" one would at least hope there was a cunty slutty remix

What I mean when I say I'm fine

Listening to bleachers on the way home after seeing Why Am I So Single? again had my brain singing an improvised mashup like:
🎶 I want one ticket off of your disco ba-a-all 🎶
and that's on self-hatred, baby

"You didn't want me to take the money, I'm not taking the money" gilmore girls line or bleachers lyric?