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URINE JESUS
@blessupbitch.bsky.social
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@vehudur.bsky.social is my boywife girlthing. Estoy tratando de aprender español. AuDHD. 30. 🏳️‍⚧️ she/her
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blessupbitch.bsky.social
Immediately reminded of this
A tweet from @mrnastynodrama, display name andrew, saying Uwe Boll posted this lmao. Attached is a pic of a cartoon wherein a balding man in pajamas is standing in the doorway of his bedroom, talking to his Bitch Wife in curlers, who's already in bed. He is also holding Garfield the cat at crotch height and saying, "This is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache" His wife says, "That's Garfield," and the man replies, "I'm talkin to the fucking Garfield"
July 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
blessupbitch.bsky.social
In all honesty, I should probably be talking to my therapist rn if I had one, but I'm not so gauche as to therapy post in a stranger's replies, so in lieu of that, have this instead lol
Shaggy from scooby doo is on a bed in green lingerie, looking up at Scooby Doo, who is standing on two legs, shirtless, absolutely *jacked,* and with an obvious massive boner in his pants, saying, "Now **THAT'S** what I call a Scooby-Snack"
July 6, 2025 at 3:20 AM
blessupbitch.bsky.social
these bitches go crazy when a mf got scurvy
An orange
June 30, 2025 at 2:25 PM
blessupbitch.bsky.social
Went to dude's page to block him and caught an absolute gem of a self own
Screencap of a transphobe saying, "@safety.bsky.app are you going to do anything about the far leftists who are telling that I'll die alone."
June 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
blessupbitch.bsky.social
I blame you for reminding me this exists
Shaggy from scooby doo is on a bed in green lingerie, looking up at Scooby Doo, who is standing on two legs, shirtless, absolutely *jacked,* and with an obvious massive boner in his pants, saying, "Now **THAT'S** what I call a Scooby-Snack"
June 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
blessupbitch.bsky.social
I'm sorry, but this is a Skyrim ass name
A screencap of google maps showing Thief River Falls, MN
June 22, 2025 at 11:15 PM