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The Brain Cell Bandit
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Bluesky Co-Founder, Board Co-Founder, Chair Co-Founder.
I remember that one.
December 20, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Merhammer 40k lore: 1,000 scrubbers die every single day at their desks so they can keep their emperor's name redacted.
December 20, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Hoping that part of the negotiation involves expressly forbidding Zaslav from being able to get more than half an hour of sleep at a time. With round the clock personnel to ensure it's an airhorn every time he starts nodding.
December 5, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I get it, but I have seen 2 King movie adaptations in a month about American dystopias, and one we're *living* is the practice of trying to saddle as much consumer debt on us as possible.

Which makes it doubly insulting that after all that unethical market research to do so, we only get 10% off.
November 29, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Yo, big ups to my boy Darb with the sick rail grinds he inspired even after the accident. 😔🙏

youtu.be/mlW-oR5M23c?...
Rail Slide
YouTube video by Zach Garner
youtu.be
November 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Oh thank God, I thought my reading sites were finally taken off life support. 😭
November 18, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Imagine the sheer hellscape someone susceptible to gambling addiction in America has to navigate.

"Guess I'll play some games-" loot wheel microtransactions.

"Guess I'll keep up with my favorite team-" DRAFTKINGS

"Fuck it, I'll listen to a podcast-" "DRAFTKINGS AGAIN, BOY. U REALLY THOUGHT."
November 5, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Cheney actually did teach us something that was important, and that was to clarify hunting trip objectives before agreeing to go.
November 4, 2025 at 11:55 AM
November 4, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Last I checked, being a silly little guy isn't a disqualification.
November 4, 2025 at 11:45 AM
It won't be that bad if you don't do shit like aurous set farming or champion covenant.

Demons souls was the biggest problem for me.

If it's pvp, then ds1 was the biggest nightmare specifically because of latency bs fishing, whereas I loved ds 2's pvp the most out of any of them.
October 19, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I've been on a banshees, bauhaus and goth rock kick all week. Think like the 2 I played the most during my work week was this and sanity assassin.
October 19, 2025 at 2:21 AM
What's even more fucked up is these things are "all sales final," for a very *specific* cohabitative reason.
October 13, 2025 at 9:30 AM
I try to section off every jumping point in my posts because people would rather read a few segmented points over a wall of text.

Makes it a lot easier to casually digest. I certainly don't have the bandwidth to scale the (text) walls of Jericho while waiting for my to-go order to be called.
September 14, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Good. If you're packing like that and manage to shoot your own dick off, it's fair to assume you probably shouldn't have been using either.

Same with having a license and somehow ending up with your car in someone's living room.
September 12, 2025 at 2:34 AM