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Blewbro
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Blueberry inflation and adjacent 😜
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You might want to read the fine print before signing on to any taste test program, or you may end up like this poor guy...

How much longer do you think he can stay in one piece? 🫐💥💦

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Illustration of a near bursting berry man in a lab setting. His globular body is full of stretch marks and little veins are visible due to how stretched out his skin has become. The floor's cracking under his weight, and he's violently leaking juice out of his nipples, bellybutton and penis, that is being collected through a drain on the floor. There's a giant screen behind him showing his overinflated sunken face, he's compulsively chewing with a dreadful expression. The screen also displays a warning sign with his stats: "Diameter: 52 ft" "Weight: 4.876.000 lbs" "Volume: 405%" Under him there's a tiny scientist for scale, and the dialogue reads: "Entry #8 - 5th piece of 'Berrylast' gum variant has gone well beyond our estimations. Subject displays extreme internal pressure, volume over 405% beyond bursting point of original gum product." "!?HRRM-MMG-HRM!!" "'Berrylast' bursting point inconclusive. Subject anatomy adapts at insane rate... Requesting 20 more gum samples from client's lab. Note: Move subject to BR-12A. Floors and blast doors reinforced." "...HHRRGGMMM..."
February 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM