Blimbi
@blimbi.bsky.social
Hi! How’s life? Hope it’s going ok for you if you took the time to look at this. I can offer you a crisp internet high five if you need one.
Then let them have the name Christmas and just call it the winter solstice celebration.
December 23, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Then let them have the name Christmas and just call it the winter solstice celebration.
12 or so of those months are from the author gathering information and writing the piece, right?
December 18, 2025 at 1:09 PM
12 or so of those months are from the author gathering information and writing the piece, right?
Sneking up was right there.
December 16, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Sneking up was right there.
Take whatever drawing you have, doesn’t matter how hunky, and give them a bad mustache. Instantly go from hunk to not hunk.
December 14, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Take whatever drawing you have, doesn’t matter how hunky, and give them a bad mustache. Instantly go from hunk to not hunk.
They have meetings where half show up with porn and the other half show up with bats.
December 2, 2025 at 3:00 PM
They have meetings where half show up with porn and the other half show up with bats.
“No. No. It’s Plady, not Lady. It’s because of all the gaming or something.”
December 1, 2025 at 9:14 PM
“No. No. It’s Plady, not Lady. It’s because of all the gaming or something.”
A videos game? Is this an MGS2 reference?
November 25, 2025 at 5:46 AM
A videos game? Is this an MGS2 reference?
It is rewarding to have my approach of blocking them with absolute reckless abandon be validated. Do not treat them like people because they simply aren’t people.
November 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
It is rewarding to have my approach of blocking them with absolute reckless abandon be validated. Do not treat them like people because they simply aren’t people.
We gave her a mood stabilizer but it turns out she’s still 8 years old.
November 20, 2025 at 4:01 PM
We gave her a mood stabilizer but it turns out she’s still 8 years old.
Nah, tell me more about what people back in those times thought counted as medical care.
November 20, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Nah, tell me more about what people back in those times thought counted as medical care.
And yet career politicians are just as bad for the country.
November 17, 2025 at 1:56 AM
And yet career politicians are just as bad for the country.
To Nazis, everyone can be a fall guy because all of them want to be the hitler.
November 14, 2025 at 4:14 PM
To Nazis, everyone can be a fall guy because all of them want to be the hitler.
Who wants to bet that Cuomo had a very specific red hat on his person just in case he had won?
November 5, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Who wants to bet that Cuomo had a very specific red hat on his person just in case he had won?
Nah I’m calling it Darkwood Tree because that is clearly Darkwood and a Tree.
October 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Nah I’m calling it Darkwood Tree because that is clearly Darkwood and a Tree.
Oh my god I thought she’d hung up her diaper.
October 26, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Oh my god I thought she’d hung up her diaper.
Now you got me sitting here trying to think of a romance anime where they’re good at romance. Like, just the first season of Horimiya?
October 22, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Now you got me sitting here trying to think of a romance anime where they’re good at romance. Like, just the first season of Horimiya?
Because you typically don’t shorten “why not?” You elongate it. “Whhhhyyyy nooooooooot?”
October 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Because you typically don’t shorten “why not?” You elongate it. “Whhhhyyyy nooooooooot?”
It’s hornet doing the crawling around thing.
October 18, 2025 at 11:47 AM
It’s hornet doing the crawling around thing.
That’s like a high score of thinking the leopards wouldn’t eat MY face.
October 13, 2025 at 12:48 PM
That’s like a high score of thinking the leopards wouldn’t eat MY face.
Someone just needs to say, out loud, at every press conference: “You made that up.”
October 9, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Someone just needs to say, out loud, at every press conference: “You made that up.”
Irish names disrespect the English language and that feels deserved to me.
October 6, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Irish names disrespect the English language and that feels deserved to me.
And bro will still be called maidenless.
October 6, 2025 at 1:27 PM
And bro will still be called maidenless.
“You’re not gonna paint my face like I did yours, are you?”
October 2, 2025 at 1:11 PM
“You’re not gonna paint my face like I did yours, are you?”
The Republican Party wants
Nazis
More Nazis
Nazi style shit
Not to release the Epstein files
Their crimes commuted
An under 18 beauty pageant
Even more Nazis
Nazis
More Nazis
Nazi style shit
Not to release the Epstein files
Their crimes commuted
An under 18 beauty pageant
Even more Nazis
October 1, 2025 at 6:03 PM
The Republican Party wants
Nazis
More Nazis
Nazi style shit
Not to release the Epstein files
Their crimes commuted
An under 18 beauty pageant
Even more Nazis
Nazis
More Nazis
Nazi style shit
Not to release the Epstein files
Their crimes commuted
An under 18 beauty pageant
Even more Nazis