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100% proof caper
boiled beef ft. carrots
December 16, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I’ll cry *you* a river in a minute

no wait
December 16, 2025 at 6:06 PM
is this like a biopic
December 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
warm again innit
December 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
today’s oranges and golds
December 16, 2025 at 4:27 PM
gone up a weight on all my eckercises
December 16, 2025 at 1:33 PM
a day under the duvet
December 15, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I went Sydney once

hopefully that’s made you think

about me
December 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
roasty beefs part 1
December 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
today’s golds
December 14, 2025 at 3:48 PM
is it new year yet?
December 13, 2025 at 8:45 PM
o I do like to be be zeider zee zide

trad. Dutch
December 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I watched Wake Up Dead Man everyone was great in it (except Andrew Scott) but it was a bit boring and stupid
December 13, 2025 at 3:30 PM
today’s blues
December 13, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Reposted by maffe
I kinda want to see 1984 as a Netflix Adam Sandler romp now
December 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM
don’t forget your December sunscreen if you’re going outside today
December 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
eggsy bacons
December 13, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Clash of the Titans (original) is a Christmas film
December 12, 2025 at 7:28 PM
ok
December 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Gremlins is a Christmas film
December 12, 2025 at 5:30 PM
today’s greys
December 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
gonna make some cookies aren’t I
December 12, 2025 at 1:30 PM
there is no greater lie than

waterproof plasters
December 12, 2025 at 12:55 PM
thinking about driving to south of spain and camping for a month in Jan

is this a good idea?
December 12, 2025 at 10:44 AM
right cheery today I cannot lie
December 12, 2025 at 10:43 AM