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blisterpearl.bsky.social
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@blisterpearl.bsky.social
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Learner, Stargazer, Godless Tea-sipper, Cat-owned Ginger, Soul whose intentions are good. *soul not included ᴰᴹˢ ʷⁱˡˡ ᵇᵉ ⁱᵍⁿᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇˡᵒᶜᵏᵉᵈ ᵒʳ ᵐᵒᶜᵏᵉᵈ ᴺᵃᶻⁱˢ ʷⁱˡˡ ᵇᵉ ᵖᵘⁿᶜʰᵉᵈ
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blisterpearl.bsky.social
scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · Nov 9
"What do you mean, "How do I know everyone?" We all went to Twitter together."
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blisterpearl.bsky.social
scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 15h
When Turning Point says it wants its own "Christian" halftime show, they mean "white"
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blisterpearl.bsky.social
scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 1d
"We took the freedom of speech away." -DJT
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just-jack-1.bsky.social
Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 3d
The guy who literally incited an insurrection is now threatening to use the Insurrection Act to torment Americans who do not support him.

(…because he literally incited an insurrection)
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nothoodlum.bsky.social
Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 3d
Kristi Noem is simultaneously claiming she’s in a “war zone” while complaining about the restrooms.
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just-jack-1.bsky.social
Just Jack @just-jack-1.bsky.social · 3d
Let’s fast forward to when these ICE fuckers are all on trial for their crimes against humanity and the Constitution.
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blisterpearl.bsky.social
scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 4d
..and just like that, Bad Bunny made them forget all about the maga college evangelist
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blisterpearl.bsky.social
scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 4d
The toddler in zip ties is not one of the Chicago kids.
I shared it as real, and it's almost wholesome. I'm sorry.
www.threads.com/@tojasosnoke...
@tojasosnokedli30 on Threads
Not trying to be a jerk…
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blisterpearl.bsky.social
scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 4d
"Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared."

Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
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blisterpearl.bsky.social
scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 6d
"IF YOU JOIN ICE IN 2025 THEN YOU ABSOLUTELY WOULD HAVE JOINED THE NAZIS IN 1935."
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blisterpearl.bsky.social
scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 6d
Blinky, Pinky, Inky and Clyde didn't do it
The four ghosts in Pac-Man are all programmed to act differently: Red chases you, Pink tries to position itself in a set way, Blue tries to ambush you, Orange is random, and Epstein didn't kill himself.
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blisterpearl.bsky.social
scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 6d
Saw someone call him Metamucillini and almost choked
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blisterpearl.bsky.social
scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 6d
Can we lower the flags for Jane Goodall?
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borowitzreport.bsky.social
The Borowitz Report @borowitzreport.bsky.social · 7d
This could be Trump’s biggest shutdown since he drove his casinos into bankruptcy
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blisterpearl.bsky.social
scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 9d
NOOOO!!
a cat is sitting on a couch with its mouth open and a surprised look on its face .
Alt: a cat is sitting on a couch with its mouth open and a surprised look on its face .
media.tenor.com
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blisterpearl.bsky.social
scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 9d
😂😂😂
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blisterpearl.bsky.social
scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 10d
fine. yours is better, damn it.
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blisterpearl.bsky.social
scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 10d
Oh, the humanity!
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blisterpearl.bsky.social
scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 10d
They're BUYING the fruit!
They're EATING the bread!
They're SUPPORTING the merchants at the markets in Portland!
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willbunch.bsky.social
Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 13d
War-ravaged Portland
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blisterpearl.bsky.social
scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 12d
It was on a hideous uncredited meme. I loved it too much to let it go, and loved you all too much to post the meme.
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blisterpearl.bsky.social
scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 12d
"Governments never announce that they have become fascist. They announce that the antifascists are now the enemy of the state"
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blisterpearl.bsky.social
scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 12d
it felt like civil disobedience. i'm cool with it.
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blisterpearl.bsky.social
scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 12d
a cat sitting on a flight of concrete stairs labelled "PLEASE DO NOT SIT HERE"
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blisterpearl.bsky.social
scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 13d
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This is a comic strip from the series "Off the Mark" by cartoonist Mark Parisi. The comic humorously depicts two cats and a pile of mice. A black cat is scolding an orange cat. The orange cat is holding a mouse, while a pile of other mice is shown on the table. The black cat's speech bubble says, "STALK! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO STALK THEM!"
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blisterpearl.bsky.social
scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 13d
Not Danish, Dutch. I'm so sorry.
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