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· Nov 12
i decided that if i were ever going to post on this app, the first one had to be of the best photo i’ve ever taken
Chicago Gays love to make up words because wdym you’re training for a Hyrox?
November 30, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Chicago Gays love to make up words because wdym you’re training for a Hyrox?
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Me when I’m stuck behind a slow walker:
November 29, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Me when I’m stuck behind a slow walker:
this time i need a soldier i’m sick of toy soldiers
November 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
this time i need a soldier i’m sick of toy soldiers
i’m so happy that Heated Rivalry is making guy guys aware of the beauty that is Hockey Butt
November 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
i’m so happy that Heated Rivalry is making guy guys aware of the beauty that is Hockey Butt
bulk commencing so i need to be Saint Thiccholas by Christmas
November 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
bulk commencing so i need to be Saint Thiccholas by Christmas
the sluttiest thing a guy can do around the holidays is wear a white-knit sweater
November 29, 2025 at 1:40 AM
the sluttiest thing a guy can do around the holidays is wear a white-knit sweater
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gay men will tweet about how they want to be basted, split open and stuffed while they sit on their sister’s living room floor and do a thanksgiving puzzle with their 6 year old niece
November 28, 2024 at 6:43 PM
gay men will tweet about how they want to be basted, split open and stuffed while they sit on their sister’s living room floor and do a thanksgiving puzzle with their 6 year old niece
HK gays posting about what they’re most thankful for and it’s just Chris Evans and Fruity Pebbles Whey Protein Powder
November 28, 2025 at 6:43 PM
HK gays posting about what they’re most thankful for and it’s just Chris Evans and Fruity Pebbles Whey Protein Powder
some jobs exist for the sole purpose of a gay guy having them because what the hell is a Creative Communications Consultant for Influencer Talent?
November 28, 2025 at 6:41 PM
some jobs exist for the sole purpose of a gay guy having them because what the hell is a Creative Communications Consultant for Influencer Talent?
every single one of those Wicked x Zodiac posts lists Geminis as Glindas this food is so fucking good Lois
November 28, 2025 at 6:40 PM
every single one of those Wicked x Zodiac posts lists Geminis as Glindas this food is so fucking good Lois
already graced the close friends
November 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
already graced the close friends
when she sings in her chest voice, it means she’s telling the truth.
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
when she sings in her chest voice, it means she’s telling the truth.
now you wait just a cock itch….
November 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
now you wait just a cock itch….
and FUCK the Cowardly Lion
November 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
and FUCK the Cowardly Lion
now watching for the first time..
November 22, 2025 at 1:40 AM
now watching for the first time..
it’s Hide The Finger Friday
November 21, 2025 at 8:05 PM
it’s Hide The Finger Friday
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Now do the pretty girl rock rock rock rock
a man in a red shirt is standing in front of some trees
ALT: a man in a red shirt is standing in front of some trees
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Now do the pretty girl rock rock rock rock
Wicked dies at the end of Wicked: For Good btw
November 21, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Wicked dies at the end of Wicked: For Good btw
musical theatre gays are the kinkiest ones out there because wdym you want me to piss on you while singing songs from Pippin
November 20, 2025 at 6:50 PM
musical theatre gays are the kinkiest ones out there because wdym you want me to piss on you while singing songs from Pippin
Happy BlitheringMikey Colonoscopy Day to all who celebrate !!!!
November 20, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Happy BlitheringMikey Colonoscopy Day to all who celebrate !!!!
colonoscopy tomorrow and i began fasting this morning and my stomach yearns for something aside from black coffee and Gatorade, how do the HK gays do it
November 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
colonoscopy tomorrow and i began fasting this morning and my stomach yearns for something aside from black coffee and Gatorade, how do the HK gays do it
popped my Simple Life cherry tonight
November 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
popped my Simple Life cherry tonight
i want my bedroom to look like a vintage gay bar in that there’s gay porn across all the walls
November 19, 2025 at 10:26 PM
i want my bedroom to look like a vintage gay bar in that there’s gay porn across all the walls
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Gay Christmas is now December 20th sorry I don't make the rules.
November 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Gay Christmas is now December 20th sorry I don't make the rules.