blitzflare.bsky.social
blitzflare.bsky.social
@blitzflare.bsky.social
Your boss is going to put you on a leave of absence.
January 16, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Dacia Sandero vibes.
January 16, 2026 at 3:47 PM
These tiny dinner places are getting out of hand.
January 14, 2026 at 11:09 PM
I had her as a teacher many years ago.
January 14, 2026 at 8:40 PM
The Jetiest outcome would be any player pulling an Eli and demanding a trade to the super bowl winner.
January 14, 2026 at 8:35 PM
But rock beats scissors! Kif, a conundrum!
January 12, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Why would rules apply to someone who is immune to all rules? Rules are for the poor and woke.

/s.
January 9, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Hypothetically, if they all were to vote to impeach him, what's to stop him from just ignoring it and telling Hegseth to follow his command?
January 7, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Accuracy of drone delivery seems to be decreasing.
January 6, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Tobago Fitzsimmons is disappointed in you.
January 2, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Tunnels as in the harbor tunnels or as in the subways?
January 2, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Miami as finance capital. So we are trying to emulate what will happen to AI being underwater by putting financial institutions there?
January 2, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Did you at least put Rabbit in an acceptable enclosure?
December 29, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I mean, if we follow Pac-Man politics, if we keep electing hard right wingers, they eventually become left wing!
December 29, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Unsure if they can be. If so, then I believe they would have already found a way to charge Hunter Biden.
December 28, 2025 at 12:17 AM
FCC has blocked that request as Mr. Carr stated they are not independent from the president and they can't do things he doesn't like.
December 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
This current administration is the definition of embranglement.
December 24, 2025 at 7:53 PM
They aren't sure if he's a carpenter or a bricklayer. Or there has been doubt introduced to this.
December 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Someone was high and drunk.
December 24, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Didn't he leave the game temporarily due to a concussion? Maybe we shouldn't be interviewing concussed players?
December 17, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Doing the bare minimum to avoid an impossible relegation to Triple A.
December 17, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I'd say they committed baseball fraud, but that would be overly harsh in their failure.
December 16, 2025 at 2:43 PM
He did cause the pope to kick the bucket.
December 12, 2025 at 12:31 AM
He probably heard about it when all of us did and was happy he didn't need to do his job.
December 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
This is a good path to make the Supreme Court have no agency.
December 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM