Um I'm pretty sure that this clock is wrong.

If you ever try to separate me from my kitty I will end life as we know it.

So I'm technically on the clock because I'm currently traveling for work. And they served this:

What's your 10/10 album?

It's that time of year when the best up-and-coming Christmas market in Europe is out, and I got me a classic klobasa lunch. Super yummy for like $6!

Today is Caturday, so you know what that means! Blep!

So apparently, my politics haven't really changed since I was 7. My policy positions include:
- lower inflation
- seek advice from experts (my brother)
- ban weapons
- better schools
- peace-first diplomacy (and no nukes)
- universal healthcare
- move the white house to a place with better weather

Never thought I'd see Mt. Everest in person, but here we are!

This is the funniest thing because I've been using the same sexy AI version of Newton in my videos for months now for the memes and it hasn't gotten old yet.

Apparently, it's Caturday. Her chest flood gets wet because she doesn't know how to drink water properly.