Lizzard
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Primary Schumer please NY. Please be energized, ride the wave, and primary his ass!!!
CNN: Mamdani, are you going to vote for him?
CHUCK SCHUMER: We're continuing to talk.
CNN: The vote is on Tuesday; what are you gonna do?
CHUCK SCHUMER: [walks away]
CHUCK SCHUMER: We're continuing to talk.
CNN: The vote is on Tuesday; what are you gonna do?
CHUCK SCHUMER: [walks away]
November 1, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Primary Schumer please NY. Please be energized, ride the wave, and primary his ass!!!
Goddamn it’s been a long time since I watched baseball. I just learned they can do a no-pitch intentional walk, apparently since 2017! Why are the games still so long then??
October 28, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Goddamn it’s been a long time since I watched baseball. I just learned they can do a no-pitch intentional walk, apparently since 2017! Why are the games still so long then??
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"Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared."
Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
October 5, 2025 at 11:20 PM
"Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared."
Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
It can only good happen
September 24, 2025 at 4:06 AM
It can only good happen
Something really disturbs me about the rock’s appearance in the smashing machine. So uncanny valley
September 24, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Something really disturbs me about the rock’s appearance in the smashing machine. So uncanny valley
Whatever Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert do next is going to be great and even more legacy-building than a dying TV show format on dying cable network TV. It’s a blessing in disguise for both, mark my words!
September 19, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Whatever Jimmy Kimmel and Stephen Colbert do next is going to be great and even more legacy-building than a dying TV show format on dying cable network TV. It’s a blessing in disguise for both, mark my words!
This has been an astounding year for live shows both comedy and music in my life. Honestly nothing makes me happier. I just watched My Chemical Romance bring out Billy Corgan to close down their show. Top 5 moments of the year for sure.
August 30, 2025 at 5:10 AM
This has been an astounding year for live shows both comedy and music in my life. Honestly nothing makes me happier. I just watched My Chemical Romance bring out Billy Corgan to close down their show. Top 5 moments of the year for sure.
I’ve never had a bad pizza until now. Literally walked by this pizza a million times in the grocery store and it looks so indulgent. Turns out it’s terrible, do not recommend
August 18, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I’ve never had a bad pizza until now. Literally walked by this pizza a million times in the grocery store and it looks so indulgent. Turns out it’s terrible, do not recommend
The movie Weapons was wild. I know I already said Sinners was the movie of the year but damn Weapons is a close 2nd
August 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM
The movie Weapons was wild. I know I already said Sinners was the movie of the year but damn Weapons is a close 2nd
It’s pretty crazy that kangaroos exist. Like how tf did they evolve?
August 9, 2025 at 3:17 AM
It’s pretty crazy that kangaroos exist. Like how tf did they evolve?
It’s terrifying and upsetting that it even has to happen, but props to these dems
Republicans thought they could rig Texas’ maps without the American people taking notice.
They were dead wrong.
Texas Democrats are leading the fight against the GOP’s assault on our democracy.
They were dead wrong.
Texas Democrats are leading the fight against the GOP’s assault on our democracy.
August 4, 2025 at 2:06 AM
It’s terrifying and upsetting that it even has to happen, but props to these dems
There’s a YouTube ad that starts off “You! You’re one of those people who saves money by watching the ads”. How dare you see me, Sir. Please take two full steps back smh
July 29, 2025 at 3:40 AM
There’s a YouTube ad that starts off “You! You’re one of those people who saves money by watching the ads”. How dare you see me, Sir. Please take two full steps back smh
Goddamn grocery chicken is so good and cheap I can’t for the life of me understand why people go to Popeyes or KFC.
July 27, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Goddamn grocery chicken is so good and cheap I can’t for the life of me understand why people go to Popeyes or KFC.
I have not been invested in this at all. I figured we’d just never find out the truth. But this is absolutely hilarious. Republicans have a death wish at this point.
For those just waking up: last night Republicans voted against an amendment put forward by Democrats that would have forced the public release of all the Epstein files
July 15, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I have not been invested in this at all. I figured we’d just never find out the truth. But this is absolutely hilarious. Republicans have a death wish at this point.
Fat Bear Week being mentioned on Um, Actually is so vindicating to my exact brand of nerd-dom
July 13, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Fat Bear Week being mentioned on Um, Actually is so vindicating to my exact brand of nerd-dom
King Joffrey with a tangerine spray tan 😭👏
July 12, 2025 at 7:20 PM
King Joffrey with a tangerine spray tan 😭👏
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Needed this reminder today.
July 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Needed this reminder today.
I hope Lisa Murkowski rots in hell.
July 2, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I hope Lisa Murkowski rots in hell.
So excited for this!
July 1, 2025 at 12:53 AM
So excited for this!
Is this the Battle of Yavin? Is Zohran our Luke Skywalker?
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ALT: a blue background with the words you 're my only hope in white letters
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June 25, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Is this the Battle of Yavin? Is Zohran our Luke Skywalker?
Primary Schumer!!!!
Here's your periodic reminder that political centrism is nonsense. There is no middle ground between democracy and oligarchy.
June 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Primary Schumer!!!!
Let’s goooooo
As my friend Bernie Sanders says, "They've got the money, but we've got the people."
BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani is on track to become Dems' candidate for NYC mayor — toppling Andrew Cuomo's comeback dreams and putting incumbent Eric Adams on notice.
Cuomo has conceded and said he called to congratulate Mamdani.
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Cuomo has conceded and said he called to congratulate Mamdani.
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June 25, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Let’s goooooo
Wow I really forgot about these stackable games. This was such a big deal
June 21, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Wow I really forgot about these stackable games. This was such a big deal
Wow kids these days won’t know what reruns are. Crazy to think of concepts that are erased by the passage of time
June 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Wow kids these days won’t know what reruns are. Crazy to think of concepts that are erased by the passage of time
The world would be a better place if people didn’t block intersections during rush hour.
June 18, 2025 at 10:07 PM
The world would be a better place if people didn’t block intersections during rush hour.