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Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃

@blobbydreadnought.bsky.social

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Just pleased to be here. he/him 🇵🇸🇾🇪

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Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · Apr 7

Don’t make me tap the sign (except Milkdud obvs)

HIDE AMERICAN
THREADS
NEVER +GET
IGNORE AMERICAN
POSTS
DO NOT REPLY TO AMERICAN
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Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 2h

I managed to get Allison Pearson to look at the wolverine dick towel gif

Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 14h

Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?

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Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 3h

I’m still in a dream, Swan Eater

Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 4h

He was last seen picking up a boulder and smashing a glass bridge to get at them

Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 4h

I will vote green if you slay this demonic nightmare of a country

Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 4h

My secret evil plot to ‘destroy Britain’ has been unveiled by (checks notes) the same paper that endorsed Liz Truss.

If I don’t know better I’d say we’ve got them entirely rattled.

Join.greenparty.org.uk

Greens who want to save the world by destroying Britain.

Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 4h

Queen ate them all

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Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 5h

If Keir Starmer piped up on my flight from the cockpit I think it’d be like an activation phrase for me to become the Winter Mohamed Atta

Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 5h

Bookmark this

Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 8h

Heard yer fella pulled his hammy trying to do Batista’s entrance on a night out

Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 10h

You and me both Clerval pal

Chapter 19
LONDON WAS OUR present point of rest; we determined to remain several months in this wonderful and celebrated city. Clerval desired the intercourse of the men of genius and talent who flourished at this time; but this was with me a secondary object; I was principally occupied with the means of obtaining the information necessary for the completion of my promise, and quickly availed myself of the letters of introduction that I had brought with me, addressed to the most distinguished natural philosophers.

Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 10h

Billy Bragged about the Flagg he Shagged

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Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 10h

Paddington bear and the ghost of the queen putting up flags on a lamppost

Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 11h

Simpsons still of a financial conman with a projector. The projector shows a pyramid with a black cross through it

The slide is now a trapezium with a dollar sign

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Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 1d

I know media literacy is in the toilet, eg chuds thinking the matrix is about them not being able to slurs- but come the fuck on

Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 1d

This is basically Buckingham palace

A discarded mattress with a Red Cross spray painted next to an overturned red bin with rubbish falling out

Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 1d

A sacred British place

A couple of mattresses and a chair propped up by a bin store

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Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 1d

Just a bunch of Enough is Enough Merchandise crossed out with a marker and Your Party scrawled on top

Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 1d

Being weird in the Russian Embassy’s replies is exactly like when people when to fight in the international brigades

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Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 1d

My bad- truth be told I’ve no idea but it’s usually men in their 50s/ 60s who can’t do computer well but want to feel part of the community

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Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 1d

Because no Herbert with a keyboard and basic picture editing software could possibly edit a Shiba Inu on to a template, you’d need a trusted artisan for thay

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Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 1d

Oh yeah, they pay for them

Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 1d

Horror short idea: Guy who buys himself a coffee machine and then drives himself insane trying to achieve the perfect espresso shot, before turning the espresso gun on himself

Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 1d

Imagine paying for this. I’ve bought some stupid shit in my time but come on

A Shiba Inu wearing a cowboy hat and black clothes

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Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 1d

lol

LIVE Starmer urges UK students not to protest as Israel marks two years since 7 October
attack
The UK PM describes pro-Palestinian rallies, planned to mark the second anniversary of Hamas's attack on Israel, as "un-British".

Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 1d

Taylor Swift gets embroiled in a scandal by proxy by Keir Starmer’s government hoovering up tickets for her show. Next album she releases absolutely dismays fans. Coincidence?

Juan DesayGhoulno 👻 🎃 @blobbydreadnought.bsky.social · 1d

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الجبهة الشعبية لتحرير فلسط
Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine
حَمل ثورتنا للنصر

Art poster showing a masked figure carrying a Palestinian flag and an assault rifle towards a barbed wire fence

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