Blocks Turtle
@blocksturtle.bsky.social
I have a youtube channel where I am an idiot: https://youtube.com/@thehappyhouse
I got a Gameboy game from Japan recently. The seller pre-paid all the import fees. I don't know how much it cost them, but they probably regret doing that.
December 12, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I got a Gameboy game from Japan recently. The seller pre-paid all the import fees. I don't know how much it cost them, but they probably regret doing that.
And in response, their stock price probably went up.
December 11, 2025 at 9:07 PM
And in response, their stock price probably went up.
Er, um... one of her tires popped?
December 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Er, um... one of her tires popped?
They are definitely inhumane.
December 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
They are definitely inhumane.
Why is Popeye wearing glasses?
December 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Why is Popeye wearing glasses?
A basket ball sized cabbage is a good snack.
December 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
A basket ball sized cabbage is a good snack.
That's how they catch monkeys, a box with food inside and a hole just big enough for the monkey to put it's hand in, but too small for it to get it's hand out while holding the food.
Much like a monkey, Rosie won't let go of what's in that vase.
Much like a monkey, Rosie won't let go of what's in that vase.
December 9, 2025 at 8:22 PM
That's how they catch monkeys, a box with food inside and a hole just big enough for the monkey to put it's hand in, but too small for it to get it's hand out while holding the food.
Much like a monkey, Rosie won't let go of what's in that vase.
Much like a monkey, Rosie won't let go of what's in that vase.
I thought it was just a ham shaped car... I guess I was wrong.
December 9, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I thought it was just a ham shaped car... I guess I was wrong.
Help, I need an adult!
December 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Help, I need an adult!
That's a pretty old cat!
December 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
That's a pretty old cat!
Proportionally, the almonds look more like sunflower seeds.
December 8, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Proportionally, the almonds look more like sunflower seeds.
Either that box got smaller or Nancy's hands got bigger.
December 8, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Either that box got smaller or Nancy's hands got bigger.
Herb's got an odd living arangement.
December 8, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Herb's got an odd living arangement.
Definitely AI. Notice how the balloon pops after the chicken throws it and it gently hits a dog. That's not how balloons behave!
December 8, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Definitely AI. Notice how the balloon pops after the chicken throws it and it gently hits a dog. That's not how balloons behave!
Finally, Micky's got that tough-guy edge we've always wanted!
December 8, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Finally, Micky's got that tough-guy edge we've always wanted!
When you want to copy Darius, but don't want to plagiarise...
December 8, 2025 at 6:26 PM
When you want to copy Darius, but don't want to plagiarise...
Turtley enough for the turtle club!
December 7, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Turtley enough for the turtle club!
This could work in a comic book, but in reality if someone without an artistic/special effects/prosthetic makeup background tried to do this they would fail spectacularly.
December 7, 2025 at 3:30 AM
This could work in a comic book, but in reality if someone without an artistic/special effects/prosthetic makeup background tried to do this they would fail spectacularly.
I'd like this better if the illustration wasn't AI generated.
December 6, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I'd like this better if the illustration wasn't AI generated.
This is almost
10 PRINT "Epstein files"
20 GOTO 10
10 PRINT "Epstein files"
20 GOTO 10
December 4, 2025 at 1:18 AM
This is almost
10 PRINT "Epstein files"
20 GOTO 10
10 PRINT "Epstein files"
20 GOTO 10
All turtles love this lady, even land turtles like me.
December 3, 2025 at 10:49 PM
All turtles love this lady, even land turtles like me.
He's also ugly and reportedly smells bad.
December 3, 2025 at 10:44 PM
He's also ugly and reportedly smells bad.