Don’t forget to write a verse about how hot Christine Baranski is

Make everyone drive jeeps. They will break their axels and won’t be able to speed.

Remember when Rush Limbaugh died
and he didn’t even last two news cycles? That was pretty cool.

We’re all going to die

Also, I watched Bright before I knew it was a Max Landis joint and was thoroughly unimpressed with his ham fisted attempt at ‘themes’. I forgot everything that made me angry about that movie, but it was a lot. Joel Edgerton was an ork and it wasn’t even a good monsterfucker movie.

Sometimes I get him and Max Brooks confused and I get upset for liking WWZ but then I remember that they are different people and Max Brooks’ dad probably didn’t kill any children with a helicopter.

Every scene with Iman.

Just don’t get on a submarine

Flared base=fair game

@gork.it is this true?

I used to be a professional dead body mover and he looks pretty dead

Yeah, as a cancer I can say that’s the gayest sign

“What sign are you?”
“Gay”