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@blondetwit.bsky.social
Pain in the ass. Cute as hell. Will break stuff for free.
Native name: Runs with Scissors
Native name: Runs with Scissors
And I thought my solid argument for a fake tree was because of allergies...
What I don't have:
Allergies
Bats
Parachuting spiders.
What I do have:
What I don't have:
Allergies
Bats
Parachuting spiders.
What I do have:
December 25, 2025 at 5:55 AM
And I thought my solid argument for a fake tree was because of allergies...
What I don't have:
Allergies
Bats
Parachuting spiders.
What I do have:
What I don't have:
Allergies
Bats
Parachuting spiders.
What I do have:
Well aware. This song, that I first heard when I was in 3rd grade, was sung to my classmates by Pete Seeger. I've heard every recording I could find of this song over the years.
The issue has stuck with me like a bad sore over 50 years.
The issue has stuck with me like a bad sore over 50 years.
December 22, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Well aware. This song, that I first heard when I was in 3rd grade, was sung to my classmates by Pete Seeger. I've heard every recording I could find of this song over the years.
The issue has stuck with me like a bad sore over 50 years.
The issue has stuck with me like a bad sore over 50 years.
These people have always been here and it's still not okay. WTF is in peoples' hearts, or, do they even have one?
open.spotify.com/track/49i5sY...
open.spotify.com/track/49i5sY...
Deportees
open.spotify.com
December 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
These people have always been here and it's still not okay. WTF is in peoples' hearts, or, do they even have one?
open.spotify.com/track/49i5sY...
open.spotify.com/track/49i5sY...
And no consideration of PRESCRIPTION drug deaths. I have a client right now, in a coma following an ozempic-induced seizure that occurred while he was driving home from his work ... as an airline pilot.
December 19, 2025 at 6:21 PM
And no consideration of PRESCRIPTION drug deaths. I have a client right now, in a coma following an ozempic-induced seizure that occurred while he was driving home from his work ... as an airline pilot.
"Bullshit Alert"
December 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
"Bullshit Alert"
Oh the challenges! You might try cayenne pepper, atomize it in a spray bottle. I've found in the past to spray the lower branches. If anyone tries to chew on it, the will stutter and choke, but they'll be fine.
Chloe, show your roll girlie!!
Chloe, show your roll girlie!!
December 19, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Oh the challenges! You might try cayenne pepper, atomize it in a spray bottle. I've found in the past to spray the lower branches. If anyone tries to chew on it, the will stutter and choke, but they'll be fine.
Chloe, show your roll girlie!!
Chloe, show your roll girlie!!
What an honor to reach such status as Elder Statescat!! You have a few years to go to reach Abby (profile pic), she turned 20 in October! Still kicking, still loving & being loved.
Many more Happy Blessings Malcolm❤️
Many more Happy Blessings Malcolm❤️
December 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
What an honor to reach such status as Elder Statescat!! You have a few years to go to reach Abby (profile pic), she turned 20 in October! Still kicking, still loving & being loved.
Many more Happy Blessings Malcolm❤️
Many more Happy Blessings Malcolm❤️
🎁Happy, happy birthday Charming Sir!!!!🎂
Here's to many more!🥂
Here's to many more!🥂
December 16, 2025 at 6:59 PM
🎁Happy, happy birthday Charming Sir!!!!🎂
Here's to many more!🥂
Here's to many more!🥂
🎁🎄Oh the joy!!!!🎄🎁
December 16, 2025 at 6:57 PM
🎁🎄Oh the joy!!!!🎄🎁
We're burbs too,on the fringes. Worked from home 20 yrs. I ❤️ my critters. There've been some harrowing incidents with cougs, deer & elk. Clap hands & run at the bear, they take off. It's Bigfoot that terrifies my dogs. I'm not sure I should be afraid, seems they've got that part handled 🙄😂
December 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
We're burbs too,on the fringes. Worked from home 20 yrs. I ❤️ my critters. There've been some harrowing incidents with cougs, deer & elk. Clap hands & run at the bear, they take off. It's Bigfoot that terrifies my dogs. I'm not sure I should be afraid, seems they've got that part handled 🙄😂
Ha! I don't live in a barn, but a beautiful home in a grove of trees. Extermination is a joke. Cats are necessary for maintenance. Besides, I ❤️🐈.
I'm down 5 cats to 1, 20 y/o, so not adding more so she's not stressed. Problem is, I need her to get busy. She won't!
I'm down 5 cats to 1, 20 y/o, so not adding more so she's not stressed. Problem is, I need her to get busy. She won't!
December 16, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Ha! I don't live in a barn, but a beautiful home in a grove of trees. Extermination is a joke. Cats are necessary for maintenance. Besides, I ❤️🐈.
I'm down 5 cats to 1, 20 y/o, so not adding more so she's not stressed. Problem is, I need her to get busy. She won't!
I'm down 5 cats to 1, 20 y/o, so not adding more so she's not stressed. Problem is, I need her to get busy. She won't!
Sad... like my mom used to say, "It ain't killed you yet!"
I've always lived in very nice homes, but in wilder areas. No bugs but box elders, but the trade off is snakes, mice or voles, squirrels, raccoons, deer, elk, bears, cougars, occasional Bigfoot. We're in it together!
I've always lived in very nice homes, but in wilder areas. No bugs but box elders, but the trade off is snakes, mice or voles, squirrels, raccoons, deer, elk, bears, cougars, occasional Bigfoot. We're in it together!
December 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Sad... like my mom used to say, "It ain't killed you yet!"
I've always lived in very nice homes, but in wilder areas. No bugs but box elders, but the trade off is snakes, mice or voles, squirrels, raccoons, deer, elk, bears, cougars, occasional Bigfoot. We're in it together!
I've always lived in very nice homes, but in wilder areas. No bugs but box elders, but the trade off is snakes, mice or voles, squirrels, raccoons, deer, elk, bears, cougars, occasional Bigfoot. We're in it together!
Haven't lived until this happens: Bob would deposit his prey into the empty bathtub. They can't get out,he can chase 'em in close quarters. That 1 night I was IN a lovely bath soaking. Lights off. Bob rushes in w his prey, drops it IN my bath, w me in it. The look on Bob's face, why are YOU here?😂
December 16, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Haven't lived until this happens: Bob would deposit his prey into the empty bathtub. They can't get out,he can chase 'em in close quarters. That 1 night I was IN a lovely bath soaking. Lights off. Bob rushes in w his prey, drops it IN my bath, w me in it. The look on Bob's face, why are YOU here?😂
Yep. My parents both smoked, starting in the 40's. Dad, 3 pack/day, mom, 2 pack/day. Quit after 40 yrs. My bother - My LATE brother, smoked Lucky Strike unfiltered, 3-4 pack/day. Died of lung cancer that metastaticized. It was an outrageously painful way to die. I could never bring myself to smoke.
December 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Yep. My parents both smoked, starting in the 40's. Dad, 3 pack/day, mom, 2 pack/day. Quit after 40 yrs. My bother - My LATE brother, smoked Lucky Strike unfiltered, 3-4 pack/day. Died of lung cancer that metastaticized. It was an outrageously painful way to die. I could never bring myself to smoke.
Oh... she better get used to that giant gun. Kyle clearly can't compete.
December 11, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Oh... she better get used to that giant gun. Kyle clearly can't compete.
I suffered with shingles for several years. This was all before there was a vaccine
I don't need a vaccine. L-lysine (and amino acid) dispatched it to never return. 10+ years now.
My MIL would not use lysine for several years then finally caved. Gone in days, never returned for her either.
I don't need a vaccine. L-lysine (and amino acid) dispatched it to never return. 10+ years now.
My MIL would not use lysine for several years then finally caved. Gone in days, never returned for her either.
December 8, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I suffered with shingles for several years. This was all before there was a vaccine
I don't need a vaccine. L-lysine (and amino acid) dispatched it to never return. 10+ years now.
My MIL would not use lysine for several years then finally caved. Gone in days, never returned for her either.
I don't need a vaccine. L-lysine (and amino acid) dispatched it to never return. 10+ years now.
My MIL would not use lysine for several years then finally caved. Gone in days, never returned for her either.
You look marvelous Malcy! Especially for 17,you dont look a day over 7. Abby (my avatar) turned 20 last October! I'm grateful you're still up for the game my dear ❤️
December 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
You look marvelous Malcy! Especially for 17,you dont look a day over 7. Abby (my avatar) turned 20 last October! I'm grateful you're still up for the game my dear ❤️
Happy Mum makes a happy world. Just sayin' Percy ❤️
December 7, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Happy Mum makes a happy world. Just sayin' Percy ❤️
I'm starting to believe they're filming a redux of Death Becomes Her, with f47 as the one who sells his soul to Isabella Rosellini. I'm not sure where Bruce Willis comes in here, but it seems so obvious what with the dementia connection and all.
Ohh...can we trade? Take Trump, give us Bruce back?
Ohh...can we trade? Take Trump, give us Bruce back?
December 4, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I'm starting to believe they're filming a redux of Death Becomes Her, with f47 as the one who sells his soul to Isabella Rosellini. I'm not sure where Bruce Willis comes in here, but it seems so obvious what with the dementia connection and all.
Ohh...can we trade? Take Trump, give us Bruce back?
Ohh...can we trade? Take Trump, give us Bruce back?
Early count. He just kept going.
December 3, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Early count. He just kept going.
Well, if the white folks would quit fucking non-whites...
We are all a melting pot for gawd's sake.
We are all a melting pot for gawd's sake.
December 3, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Well, if the white folks would quit fucking non-whites...
We are all a melting pot for gawd's sake.
We are all a melting pot for gawd's sake.
They owe him now, big time.
So... what do you suppose he'll want them to do?
So... what do you suppose he'll want them to do?
December 3, 2025 at 6:05 AM
They owe him now, big time.
So... what do you suppose he'll want them to do?
So... what do you suppose he'll want them to do?
I understand my 76 y/o husband starting to doze in court, while waiting through 20 contentious hearings he's not involved in, after working 65/72 hrs in service to our community.
This is not that. And no one is there to kick him under the table. Sad!
This is not that. And no one is there to kick him under the table. Sad!
December 2, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I understand my 76 y/o husband starting to doze in court, while waiting through 20 contentious hearings he's not involved in, after working 65/72 hrs in service to our community.
This is not that. And no one is there to kick him under the table. Sad!
This is not that. And no one is there to kick him under the table. Sad!