Shitposts are like bowl movements, the best ones happen on the toilet

Most people don't know that you have a scary foot. But it's there. You don't look at it because it's scary.

Life is too short to not have fun.

Put a block of swiss cheese in your pants and see what happens.

I fill up a whimsy meter throughout the day and by the time I've been awake for too long I activate star power and ride that high doing devilish clown bullshit shitpostery until I get sleepy.

Gohts them new tuoy on a phone.... ham a little cridders in em. shnopeymong cards or somythin. a reel treet

Marta. Tha howgs is back agian

An den e sez to me, "das no wookie, dats ma wife!" HOOWEEE Dat craks me up ever tiem!!!!

flowers are blooming in antarctica

Ebrybody be sayin the pelican e tha bets animal for hold a person baybe. But the trouf eas the elefant have the bets at tha one on accound a tha tronk.

But there’s Good in this world, too