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The best skeets are here.
Just never call it a war. Call it a rescue operation or a Jesus loves you Celebration.
January 6, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Just never call it a war. Call it a rescue operation or a Jesus loves you Celebration.
Cuba has no oil.
January 4, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Cuba has no oil.
He’s not telling them how to live. He just wants the oil.
January 4, 2026 at 11:15 PM
He’s not telling them how to live. He just wants the oil.
Probably just going to start with the country itself.
January 3, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Probably just going to start with the country itself.
We are amazed that you stay humble.
January 1, 2026 at 9:11 PM
We are amazed that you stay humble.
With that crowd, he needs to offer a “buy one get the second at 50% off” deal
December 30, 2025 at 4:52 PM
With that crowd, he needs to offer a “buy one get the second at 50% off” deal
That one’s good!
December 30, 2025 at 6:20 AM
That one’s good!
That first girl was about to have a wreck.
December 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM
That first girl was about to have a wreck.
He’s proven he will screw anyone over no matter what.
December 24, 2025 at 6:20 PM
He’s proven he will screw anyone over no matter what.
As someone a step ahead of you, the next test is smell and stains.
December 23, 2025 at 4:47 PM
As someone a step ahead of you, the next test is smell and stains.
Technically, she has a legal status now, but under Noem and Trump, anyone can be deported at any time if they cook up an excuse, even if you are a naturalized citizen today.
December 23, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Technically, she has a legal status now, but under Noem and Trump, anyone can be deported at any time if they cook up an excuse, even if you are a naturalized citizen today.
The all time favorite: putting my dishes in the dishwasher (though that’s more porn with women as the target audience)
December 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
The all time favorite: putting my dishes in the dishwasher (though that’s more porn with women as the target audience)
I’m not sure whose side I’m on in that situation. Having lived in HOAs. Some need to live and let live. But then you have people think up crazy shit 24/7.
December 9, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I’m not sure whose side I’m on in that situation. Having lived in HOAs. Some need to live and let live. But then you have people think up crazy shit 24/7.
All you can remember is having an adoring audience to you clever witticisms.
December 9, 2025 at 4:19 PM
All you can remember is having an adoring audience to you clever witticisms.
Are you running a Trump health agency?
December 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Are you running a Trump health agency?
I forgot to take out my contact lenses the other day. So I just subtracted 2 pounds.
December 7, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I forgot to take out my contact lenses the other day. So I just subtracted 2 pounds.
I think I’ll apply! I may be too distr to catch every little thing that happens though.
December 4, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I think I’ll apply! I may be too distr to catch every little thing that happens though.
I always bought points from fellow WW’s-black market style.
December 3, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I always bought points from fellow WW’s-black market style.
So many of these Republicans, who are anti-gay end up being secretly gay so that theory totally checks out.
November 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
So many of these Republicans, who are anti-gay end up being secretly gay so that theory totally checks out.
So when a cop says “license and registration“ to you, do you dig through your purse and risk making him impatient?
November 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
So when a cop says “license and registration“ to you, do you dig through your purse and risk making him impatient?
Mamdani is Trump’s new love.
November 24, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Mamdani is Trump’s new love.