Sorry let me get on my pedestal for a second. People who leave those comments are some of the most annoying people on the planet. Like ohhh you’re not into this art of a niche kink fetish? Should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party? Should we invite Kim Kardashian?

For those wondering about my Strawpage, it's still up as a place to leave requests, questions, and other fun stuff. It's linked in the Carrd, but I'll link it here, too, for ease of access.
🍫 blorborygmi.straw.page 🍫

Bloatware, duh! On the nose joke, sure, but I couldn’t NOT make it

YEAHHHHHYHYYYYYYYFF HD HDHDHBDJDBDJD THANK YOU SO MUCH AGAIN THIS IS YHE FUCKING BOMB DOT COM

Sorry for getting on my soapbox but on Instagram I saw Art of such nature and all I could think of was just “You are not affiliated with me. Away with you, post haste!” So if you fw that stuff
GET OUT‼️‼️‼️

I realize my hypocrisy as someone who likes childish media but THING IS! If I’m drawing art of cartoon characters in a suggestive manner at least I do the absolute bare minimum and strictly draw adults (or at least characters who appear like adults). It’s quite literally the barest of minimums 😭

Dude someone I'm in a server with posted the trailer for Bradley the Badger and I said (and I quote) "I know the TF furs are going to win the fucking LOTTERY". I feel like the first miner to strike gold in the California Gold Rush

If you’re gonna fuck a Zootopia character at LEAST fuck Clawhauser. Seeing such a beautiful fat guy get sidelined in favor of Nick is like going to a Michelin star restaurant and ordering chicken tenders

Listening to both songs for the first time (at the very least in a while) is really funny. I get they’re just jokes about a fat person’s Not Great living conditions but as fat/slob stuff’s strongest soldier to me it comes across as “oh noooo my steak is too juicy and my lobster’s too buttery”

My pleasure 🫡 I’M FIGHTING THE WAR ON PORN OF SOMEWHAT OBSCURE CHARACTERS ON THE SIDE OF SOMEWHAT OBSCURE CHARACTERS!!!

A while ago I found this cute character from a Clickamjig game from the old Nick website called the Obnoxor 5000
If you click on parts of his body he does things to annoy the viewer (pantsing them (somehow.), belching, armpit-farting) but I feel like there’s an untapped market here… #trust

Dude.