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A damn fine cup of coffee.
Kyle MacLachlan's character looking satisfied after a sip of coffee in Season 2 of Fallout.
December 28, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Iconic, inspirational behaviour.
A clip from a CBC article titled THIS MOSS SURVIVED 9 MONTHS OUTSIDE THE INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION reads: "Space is a harsh environment: it's a vacuum with freezing temperatures, super high ultraviolet radiation and, of course, almost no oxygen. But Japanese researchers have found a type of moss that doesn’t really care about much of that."
November 20, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Social media has been through so many wild loops that I don’t understand what this is tonally going for anymore.
The official White House Facebook account posted what appears to be a fun internet meme, though the tone is unclear: it is an image with a baby pink background, clipart-style photos of Donald Trump and Caleb Vitello, and a handwritten-styled font that reads “roses are red, violets are blue, come here illegally, and we’ll deport you.”
February 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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How did this not become a meme template
David Lynch, for alleged budget reasons, casually sitting on a chair with a cow at a street corner in LA with a giant banner as an Oscar campaign for Laura Dern in Inland Empire.
January 16, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Going to start a theory that JD Vance fucks couches because he _is_ a couch.
An objectively terrible headshot, but also, it's JD Vance. A light tan couch with tufts that looks like JD Vance's eyeballs. Actually, this might also be a picture of JD Vance.
January 16, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Worst reality TV show.
The text 'urban heat island' is clipped from a broader headline about a phenomena of extreme heat in places with lots of concrete, roads and buildings. Source: https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/national/538865/research-reveals-potentially-dangerous-urban-heat-island-effect-in-central-auckland
January 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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I retweeted one avocado fact and it turned it into my entire personality 🫠
December 2, 2024 at 10:40 AM
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Is John Severn on the right or left? Please label your captions more specifically, Guardian.
A reader-submitted image on the Guardian depicts a human showing a cat some cards from a tabletop game. The caption says, "John Severn playing boardgames (not generated on Excel)." BUT WHICH ONE IS JOHN?!
October 28, 2024 at 9:10 PM
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From a Ministry of Primary Industries press release about someone found to be not quarantining imported plants appropriately: "To avoid detection and to circumnavigate the biosecurity rules designed to protect New Zealand from potentially unwanted pests and diseases – he replaced these plants with similar looking domestic plants, which he admitted doing to an employee who questioned him." A still from a Looney Tunes cartoon depicting two characters dressed as shrubbery to hide from each other.
September 27, 2024 at 3:14 AM
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How do you do, fellow Gen Zers?
A Spotify result for this user’s music generation classifies them as Gen Z based on the latest albums by the Decemberists, IDLES, and Frank Turner. It’s entirely possible that Gen Z have shifted to enjoying music made by white men in their 40s.
August 20, 2024 at 5:08 AM
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The only doctor this government is willing to fund AMIRIGHT
A headline referring to an appointment to Aotearoa New Zealand's newly-formed Ministry of Regulation reads, "David Seymour's new Ministry of red tape hiring a $168k-a-year spin doctor"
August 15, 2024 at 1:38 AM
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Me with my rejected hamburger designs
The 'styles' section from the Wikipedia Page about British Conservative MP Eric Pickles" reads: Styles Eric Pickles (1952–1992) Eric Pickles MP (1992–2010) The Rt Hon Eric Pickles MP (2010–2015) The Rt Hon Sir Eric Pickles MP (2015–2017) The Rt Hon Sir Eric Pickles (2017–2018) The Rt Hon The Lord Pickles Kt PC (2018–present)
July 11, 2024 at 12:01 AM
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Coalition talks are happening between Winston Peters, Live Laugh Luxon, Seymour Skinner, and the guys who actually won the most votes in Aotearoa this year.
November 14, 2023 at 9:19 PM
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Posted with no context: "I don't think it's the last word for bananas." The actual source: https://www.rnz.co.nz/news/national/501024/cavendish-banana-plantations-doomed-as-virus-spreads-northland-grower
October 25, 2023 at 11:25 PM
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So we sailed on to the sun
Till we found the sea of green
And we lived beneath the waves
In our yellow submarine
A Guardian headline starts with the following quote: "We are living in a soup of DNA"
September 20, 2023 at 9:47 PM
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A still from the same video, now with a cartoon shark. The caption says: *The shark plays one sad miserable note on the cowbell... his face screams of oppression*
August 30, 2023 at 10:38 PM
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Nothing like rewatching a 10 year old meme video and discovering that someone has truly upgraded their close captioning game.
A still from Weebl and Bob's SHRIMP GLOCKENSPIEL features cartoon shrimp playing a lit-up glockenspiel. The caption says: *The Shrimp steal the Prawn's thunder and begin playing the glockenspiel again*
August 30, 2023 at 10:36 PM
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BOOMBAP
A snippet of a Guardian review for BOMB RUSH CYBERFUNK (obviously) says: Dialogue is sparse, but the characters you meet tend to leave an impression. Personally, I’m partial to a trio of esteemed elders in Run DMC tracksuits, known as the “Old Heads”. They adjudicate all inter-squad beefs in the city. One of them wears a gold belt buckle that reads “BOOMBAP”.
August 24, 2023 at 9:50 PM