Blorvak
@blorvak.bsky.social
Pointing out the glaring flaws in your plan to take over the world since 1989. I've been known to hunt the most deadliest game: bigfoot. I also have a band. It's called Somerset Meadows. We do the rock: https://somersetmeadows.bandcamp.com
I think I could watch videos of robots trying to dance, but eating shit instead, all day long.
January 7, 2026 at 7:04 PM
I think I could watch videos of robots trying to dance, but eating shit instead, all day long.
"Hey Ian, you figured out what to do with your life yet?"
Um, I found this cool fungi by my driveway?
Um, I found this cool fungi by my driveway?
December 14, 2025 at 11:27 PM
"Hey Ian, you figured out what to do with your life yet?"
Um, I found this cool fungi by my driveway?
Um, I found this cool fungi by my driveway?
Seems I'm getting into trouble. Again.
November 29, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Seems I'm getting into trouble. Again.
Last grill of the season.
October 24, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Last grill of the season.
For some reason, I have CCR's "Lodi" going through my head...
October 22, 2025 at 11:03 PM
For some reason, I have CCR's "Lodi" going through my head...
Can we just pay people living wages so that I can get my propane tank filled sometime this year?
October 16, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Can we just pay people living wages so that I can get my propane tank filled sometime this year?
The Decliners have put together a line up capturing the best of the current Portland rock underground. And it's free! Be there or be rockless.
October 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
The Decliners have put together a line up capturing the best of the current Portland rock underground. And it's free! Be there or be rockless.
Reposted by Blorvak
What's Rom Spaceknight's fucking deal?
September 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
What's Rom Spaceknight's fucking deal?
Cancelled Hulu. Bye Disney!
September 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Cancelled Hulu. Bye Disney!
Do kobolds eat vegetables?
September 4, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Do kobolds eat vegetables?
Pants are all you need for a successful day.
September 3, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Pants are all you need for a successful day.
Google translate gave me "pork butter" instead of "lard" and now I have a whole new term I'll be using for the rest of my life.
August 19, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Google translate gave me "pork butter" instead of "lard" and now I have a whole new term I'll be using for the rest of my life.
"I'll take my morning coffee in the garden, much like I take my murder mysteries!" I say to Charles. Jeeves? Whomever I have on retainer for refreshment.
"Yes, very good"
Hmmm... not even but a chortle. I'll have to workshop that for the club later.
Chapter 3: Tales of the Fancy Lad Modern Writer
"Yes, very good"
Hmmm... not even but a chortle. I'll have to workshop that for the club later.
Chapter 3: Tales of the Fancy Lad Modern Writer
July 28, 2025 at 5:43 PM
"I'll take my morning coffee in the garden, much like I take my murder mysteries!" I say to Charles. Jeeves? Whomever I have on retainer for refreshment.
"Yes, very good"
Hmmm... not even but a chortle. I'll have to workshop that for the club later.
Chapter 3: Tales of the Fancy Lad Modern Writer
"Yes, very good"
Hmmm... not even but a chortle. I'll have to workshop that for the club later.
Chapter 3: Tales of the Fancy Lad Modern Writer
Before y'all go deifying Ozzy Osbourne, it's a good time to remind the world that he murdered 17 of his own pet cats with a shotgun.
July 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Before y'all go deifying Ozzy Osbourne, it's a good time to remind the world that he murdered 17 of his own pet cats with a shotgun.
WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THAT HAWKWIND HAS A SONG ABOUT DAMNATION ALLEY?
July 20, 2025 at 5:12 AM
WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THAT HAWKWIND HAS A SONG ABOUT DAMNATION ALLEY?
I'm just a 54 year old man, sitting in a theme park for children called The Enchanted Forest, waiting for a tow, looking at the faux Hansel and Gretel buildings.
How did I get to this point, exactly?
How did I get to this point, exactly?
July 19, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I'm just a 54 year old man, sitting in a theme park for children called The Enchanted Forest, waiting for a tow, looking at the faux Hansel and Gretel buildings.
How did I get to this point, exactly?
How did I get to this point, exactly?
Hey everyone! We're playing the Overlook Porchfest 2025 this weekend! We'll be at the Advice Booth bar, going on at 3pm! Come check us out with Microsteve, and Edad Del Pavo! And wander around the many other porches filled with bands!
July 17, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Hey everyone! We're playing the Overlook Porchfest 2025 this weekend! We'll be at the Advice Booth bar, going on at 3pm! Come check us out with Microsteve, and Edad Del Pavo! And wander around the many other porches filled with bands!
I gave @bsky.app a fighting chance. I spent months working on my feed, hiding the toxic, hate-filled shit Trump and company are spewing non stop. But you know what broke me? People posting horribly disfigured dogs and digitally begging for cash. A grift even too basic for Trump himself. Bye.
July 9, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I gave @bsky.app a fighting chance. I spent months working on my feed, hiding the toxic, hate-filled shit Trump and company are spewing non stop. But you know what broke me? People posting horribly disfigured dogs and digitally begging for cash. A grift even too basic for Trump himself. Bye.
"Breakfast consisted of tea. Delbyshire wheat bread cut into triangles, a good egg, softboiled in cup, three raspberries, a copious rasher of fried bacon, and preserves sourced from kindly old ladies who know you from the war.", he typed furiously
Chapter 2: Tales of the Modern Fancy Lad Writer
Chapter 2: Tales of the Modern Fancy Lad Writer
June 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
"Breakfast consisted of tea. Delbyshire wheat bread cut into triangles, a good egg, softboiled in cup, three raspberries, a copious rasher of fried bacon, and preserves sourced from kindly old ladies who know you from the war.", he typed furiously
Chapter 2: Tales of the Modern Fancy Lad Writer
Chapter 2: Tales of the Modern Fancy Lad Writer
The Internet seems to think I'm the biggest Harley Flanagan fan of all time. Tell me again how AI is going to take over the world?
June 19, 2025 at 9:04 PM
The Internet seems to think I'm the biggest Harley Flanagan fan of all time. Tell me again how AI is going to take over the world?
The Price is Right Losing Horn - Sound Effect (HD)
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June 15, 2025 at 7:49 AM
"I'll take my coffee on the veranda with my modern day typewriter."
"Look what this charlatan types on the interconnected webs! What an utter boob!"
*sips coffee*
End Chapter 1: Tales of the Modern Fancy Lad Writer
"Look what this charlatan types on the interconnected webs! What an utter boob!"
*sips coffee*
End Chapter 1: Tales of the Modern Fancy Lad Writer
June 10, 2025 at 5:18 PM
"I'll take my coffee on the veranda with my modern day typewriter."
"Look what this charlatan types on the interconnected webs! What an utter boob!"
*sips coffee*
End Chapter 1: Tales of the Modern Fancy Lad Writer
"Look what this charlatan types on the interconnected webs! What an utter boob!"
*sips coffee*
End Chapter 1: Tales of the Modern Fancy Lad Writer