Cards like MURDER and Shoot the Sheriff, a-okay. But alcohol? 🚨🚨WEEWOO WEEWOO CAN'T HAVE THAT🚨🚨

Battle of Wits usually plays about 250 cards, but the other decks I'm lost

Honestly I don't think I've ever played against it after Lorwyn rotated but I did find a list, thank you!

Jund
Mono Red
Naya Lightsaber
Next Level Bant
Pyromancer Ascension
Runeflare Trap Combo
UW Conscription
Spread 'em
Time Sieve/Open the Vaults
Turbofog
Turboland
UG Polymorph
UW Control
UWR Control
Valakut
Vampires
Vengevine Naya
Bloodquake/Pink Slushy Lemonade

Am I missing anything?

Alternatives would be
Metallica - And Justice for All
I Killed the Prom Queen - Music for the Recently Deceased
Bring Me the Horizon - Suicide Season
InHeartsWake - Earthwalker
A Wake in Providence - The Black Sun || The Blood Moon
Suicide Silence - The Cleansing

Too many choices for me tbh

My 3 picks would be Atreyu's The Curse (the original, not the 2025 remaster) - it's vampire themed but still incredible. Job For A Cowboy's Genesis one of the earlier albums for the emerging deathcore scene. As I Lay Dying's An Ocean Between Us is just absolute peak metalcore.

I was usually on the end of that casting Double Negative, also hit like crack

Also, just because I fucking love tomatoes

Thanks. I'm pretty sure it's still the original starter so 100k miles it's not too unusual, plus it being 9° this morning probably didn't help.