The first year I didn't have her I felt so rubbish I just got super drunk and fell asleep on my mum's floor. It's not that I don't love spending it with my family because I absolutely do, it just sucks not having your kid there with you too

I'm sat here cackling everytime he gets super loud 🤣🤣🤣

UMMMM IF U CAN AFFORD A SWITCH 2 U CAN HAVE STEAM DECK ITS SO MUCH BETTER

I loved this game so much when I was younger! I was also highly amused as there were twins in my class called jade and shauni 😂

Nahhhh I fucking hate when kids ruin this sort of shit for other kids 😭😭 it's not on at all. I've had Rinoa question me about it as she was told by a classmate but I've told her he is absolutely real, because I wanna keep the magic as long as I can bc I remember accidentally ruining it for my bro

WTF IS MINCE PIE FLAVOURED CHEESE IM SICK

I am a mayonnaise hater forever so that sounds like hell to me