I really realize the original context is missing. It was in response to a satire post about how, if Jesus wanted the Super Bowl halftime show to be in Spanish, he wouldn't have written the Bible in English.

I also noticed a word painting moment here. The word where that happens is "home". The chord used is G major, or the home chord of the scale.

No, that is the opening to the collect for Christmas Eve from The Book of Common Prayer.