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Mom, nonprofit fundraiser, Duck, CA to OR to MA mover so I’m Coast-ly and Elite-y, and I simply cannot with any of this anymore.
What a needy lil bitch this one is
February 6, 2026 at 3:01 AM
What a needy lil bitch this one is
Well, we’re kinda ceding everything right now so … go for it, guys.
February 4, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Well, we’re kinda ceding everything right now so … go for it, guys.
Oh well what a light hearted profile!!!
Do you see yourselves? Do you read yourselves?
This lil bitch has brought a rain of terror down on that community.
GTFOH
Do you see yourselves? Do you read yourselves?
This lil bitch has brought a rain of terror down on that community.
GTFOH
February 4, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Oh well what a light hearted profile!!!
Do you see yourselves? Do you read yourselves?
This lil bitch has brought a rain of terror down on that community.
GTFOH
Do you see yourselves? Do you read yourselves?
This lil bitch has brought a rain of terror down on that community.
GTFOH
Thank you, kind sir, as I very much need this to be true at this moment.
February 4, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Thank you, kind sir, as I very much need this to be true at this moment.
It’s true in my heart.
February 4, 2026 at 3:12 AM
It’s true in my heart.
Well, in my mind it is true, and eternal, and she always was and always will be.
February 4, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Well, in my mind it is true, and eternal, and she always was and always will be.
That’s like a dream date for me.
February 4, 2026 at 2:59 AM
That’s like a dream date for me.
I mean, it’s all shocking and yet, that’s where we are.
February 3, 2026 at 3:27 AM
I mean, it’s all shocking and yet, that’s where we are.
Oh yeah, try that one buddy.
The stupidity makes my eyes burn.
The stupidity makes my eyes burn.
February 3, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Oh yeah, try that one buddy.
The stupidity makes my eyes burn.
The stupidity makes my eyes burn.
Yes but also a young Michael Douglas.
January 29, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Yes but also a young Michael Douglas.
Pretty sure that was one of his signature moves …
January 20, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Pretty sure that was one of his signature moves …
I gotta stop ya there with the “good people” …
January 20, 2026 at 2:06 AM
I gotta stop ya there with the “good people” …
We’re dumb?
I mean, a lot of us are pretty dumb.
I mean, a lot of us are pretty dumb.
January 19, 2026 at 1:28 AM
We’re dumb?
I mean, a lot of us are pretty dumb.
I mean, a lot of us are pretty dumb.
I’m sorry … “debanking”?
January 18, 2026 at 3:16 AM
I’m sorry … “debanking”?
American here … I wouldn’t come if I were you.
January 17, 2026 at 8:20 PM
American here … I wouldn’t come if I were you.
And I go to the hospital only to be released later that day. While my internal organs gush blood.
January 16, 2026 at 2:24 AM
And I go to the hospital only to be released later that day. While my internal organs gush blood.