“I found an alien petroglyph in my abalone shell”

Could have been written by Bob Dylan, in 1965 👏🏻👌🏻

Yes. In 1991 John Smiths bitter was 99p a pint and Miller lager was £1.35. I was on £4.20 an hour. £7.50 isn’t uncommon today for real ale, cheapest is around £4.50

…or at least the voice activated part

Turn Siri off

It’s the hat, isn’t it ?

Joy to the undercrackers-world

I can’t help thinking that, much like the delivery driver, you’re spending way too much time on this Mike.
I think it’s fair to estimate that no more than a handful of curry houses would deliver for free to a customer > 5 miles away, and zero would deliver 15 miles away.

It’s not 15 miles. It’s also not a wise business decision

They’d be running at massive loss, plus the delivery driver wouldn’t be available for local deliveries. It’s not viable to deliver more than 2/3 miles from base

Yes, I’m exactly the same. Time is a strange thing

A fridge is optimal storage conditions

Let it go Noel

Has he tried turning it off and on again?

This is a fine thing to do. £100 fine I believe

Isn’t that just Thousand Island sauce?

Rage-shitting? Is that a thing now?

Very interesting. Will you be adding VLF to Cinematic Rooms Standard?