I have been informed that I shouldn't refer to the process of a straight girl trying to find a bloke as 'man-shopping;

Apparently that's disgusting-Jeez

These are handmade pancakes, carefully crafted overnight using ethically sourced eggs and smothered in a homemade raspberry jam, itself made with love by a preserve artisan in a traditional brass jam pan with hand picked Scottish raspberries and complemented by raspberry balsamic concentrate

Oh, chit!

I have bought seeds for the feathery overlords in hopes that they'll leave most of my garden alone.

I have not managed to acquire peanuts in shells for the Crowverlords. I'm hoping they like the cat food that Luna didn't. . .