Blue.Brutus
@bluebrutus.bsky.social
30-something; 🌈Ghey; Classical Musician; Married; NSFW 🔞, there will be adult content. It will not contain abs. I don’t poorfread. He/Him. Georgia, USA
If you know me IRL, just let me know. 🙃
If you know me IRL, just let me know. 🙃
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Blue.Brutus
@bluebrutus.bsky.social
· Sep 6
Y’all wanna be Pokémon Go pals?? 🤓
Let's be friends in Pokémon GO! My Trainer Code is 748729400780!
Let's be friends in Pokémon GO! My Trainer Code is 748729400780!
The useless boomer VP at my job just ended a call with a client by telling them, “… we have new phones and I don’t know how they work. You’re going to have to call them direct because I don’t know how to transfer you.”
Fucking quit. If you can’t keep up with office tech, get tf out.
Fucking quit. If you can’t keep up with office tech, get tf out.
December 9, 2025 at 8:11 PM
The useless boomer VP at my job just ended a call with a client by telling them, “… we have new phones and I don’t know how they work. You’re going to have to call them direct because I don’t know how to transfer you.”
Fucking quit. If you can’t keep up with office tech, get tf out.
Fucking quit. If you can’t keep up with office tech, get tf out.
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POV: You’re being sexted on the Apps™️ by a man in his 50-60s that keeps offering you only one sexual act and it’s fingering.
November 30, 2025 at 8:18 PM
POV: You’re being sexted on the Apps™️ by a man in his 50-60s that keeps offering you only one sexual act and it’s fingering.
I just want to see everyone’s dicks out of sheer curiosity. Like bro, what’s the hog like? Can I see it?
November 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I just want to see everyone’s dicks out of sheer curiosity. Like bro, what’s the hog like? Can I see it?
“Money doesn’t buy happiness”
But it sure as fuck would solve every problem I currently have.
Every. Single. One.
But it sure as fuck would solve every problem I currently have.
Every. Single. One.
November 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
“Money doesn’t buy happiness”
But it sure as fuck would solve every problem I currently have.
Every. Single. One.
But it sure as fuck would solve every problem I currently have.
Every. Single. One.
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The heads on these mushrooms have been wicked huge this year 😅
@lucienxsin.bsky.social
@lucienxsin.bsky.social
November 13, 2025 at 12:44 AM
The heads on these mushrooms have been wicked huge this year 😅
@lucienxsin.bsky.social
@lucienxsin.bsky.social
Why have both paid and free OF accts if you’re just going to harass your free followers for not purchasing PPV content?
Bro, what?
Bro, what?
November 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Why have both paid and free OF accts if you’re just going to harass your free followers for not purchasing PPV content?
Bro, what?
Bro, what?
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Comment what you’re putting in there 🕳️😈
November 9, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Comment what you’re putting in there 🕳️😈
Fack 🥵
November 9, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Fack 🥵
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October 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
OK, gotta unfollow the pages that reshare the same 7 photos from their album 3x a day, nearly everyday.
Bro, post NEW images.
Bro, post NEW images.
October 29, 2025 at 11:07 PM
OK, gotta unfollow the pages that reshare the same 7 photos from their album 3x a day, nearly everyday.
Bro, post NEW images.
Bro, post NEW images.
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The edging today is unreal, feels absolutely amazing. I don’t ever want to blow 😩
October 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
The edging today is unreal, feels absolutely amazing. I don’t ever want to blow 😩
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October 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Awfully shinny today 😅
October 27, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Awfully shinny today 😅
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These emails will have to wait
October 15, 2025 at 8:46 PM
These emails will have to wait
I’m getting so tired of blank profiles reaching out to ask for pics.
Them: hey
Me: hey heyyy
T: pics?
M: You have 0 pics, I have 4 on my profile
T: nvm, OR, /blocked
Who taught the youths this was appropriate behavior??
Them: hey
Me: hey heyyy
T: pics?
M: You have 0 pics, I have 4 on my profile
T: nvm, OR, /blocked
Who taught the youths this was appropriate behavior??
October 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I’m getting so tired of blank profiles reaching out to ask for pics.
Them: hey
Me: hey heyyy
T: pics?
M: You have 0 pics, I have 4 on my profile
T: nvm, OR, /blocked
Who taught the youths this was appropriate behavior??
Them: hey
Me: hey heyyy
T: pics?
M: You have 0 pics, I have 4 on my profile
T: nvm, OR, /blocked
Who taught the youths this was appropriate behavior??
Updated my Sniffies pic to me in a cage and the messages have STOPPED. 😂
October 7, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Updated my Sniffies pic to me in a cage and the messages have STOPPED. 😂
Lunch break playtime
October 6, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Lunch break playtime
