me: i’m a professional vtuber
also me: forgets to unmute for 10 minutes and screams when chat finally tells me 💀

the café had a little blackout tonight (thank you, internet gremlins 🥲) but my heart is still glowing from all your love~ ☕💛

thank you for making my debut sparkle anyway — next time, stronger signal, same cozy chaos 🌙✨

was peacefully scrolling twitter when i saw a post about horses in sweaters so obviously i turned to my husband and asked “if i was a horse would you buy me a sweater?” and without missing a beat this man said “i’d send you straight to the glue factory.” i’m REELING. 🐴💀

new model. same menace. ✨😼

i’m spilling tea, knocking over furniture, and debuting the new look tonight!!

the café doors open soon~ ☕💫
📅 6:00PM PDT | twitch.tv/Luma_Chai

🌙☕ hi hi~ i’m Luma Chai, your cozy calico café cat 🐾💫
i brew cosmic tea, play games badly, and sometimes cause small fires (in minecraft).
come hang out at the Moonlight Café — a safe, silly, comfy corner of the internet 💛
🎮 cozy + story games
🫖 chaotic café energy
🐾 #LumaLive | ✨ #LumaChai

🧵✨ hi hi~ i’m Luma Chai, your cozy calico café cat ☕🐾🌙
welcome to the thread! grab a mug, get comfy — i have lore, chaos, and video games to share 💛

i tuck him in every night just to start yapping about vtubers for 30 minutes straight. he listens. that’s love. 🩵

me: i love yaoi and yuri
friends: that’s a lot of gay
me: there’s never enough gay

Have YOU 🫵 ever had a great post idea and then it gets like 30 views max and 2 likes including yourself?? Well you're not alone soldier.. im here with you 🫡😅

i’m literally writing a whole novel right now but ask me about my vtuber lore and suddenly i forget how storytelling works 😭

I was talking to my non vtuber friends about the "feet on desk" trend that happened like 4 years ago and I felt like a crazy person.. I swear it was a thing 😭😭

Hi Bluesky! I am a scaredy cat and this is my stream schedule for the week of October 26th... Come say hi!!

I love my girls..

Any Cuchulain buddies??

Can you tell i like Miku

Im not bottlenecked by my GPU anymore yippiee!! But now I don't have enough ram... I only have 16 gigs of DDR5 and my old pc has DDR4 so I can't add it to my new pc... im going to cryyyyy

I finally got a new pc!! I can stream new games now im so happy 😊

Thank goodness my feed is starting to recognize what I actually enjoy.. I was starting to think I would have to quit Bluesky