The Canoe🇨🇦
@bluecanoe.bsky.social
Tired old man, paddle enthusiast, tackle washer, weak link to dogs mooching ways. I think all forms of religion are interesting myths. I like to understand things. Vaccinations work, so let's develop one for the stupids. No DMs unless I know you.
I don't think she needs rats and cold water. But she doesn't need an office and an assistant either. And she needs to hear the clank of solid bars and locks until she can admit to her depravity, which might be never.
December 9, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I don't think she needs rats and cold water. But she doesn't need an office and an assistant either. And she needs to hear the clank of solid bars and locks until she can admit to her depravity, which might be never.
And maybe move her ass back to a real prison.
December 9, 2025 at 3:23 PM
And maybe move her ass back to a real prison.
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Obligatory reposting from @jefftiedrich.bsky.social substack:
December 8, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Obligatory reposting from @jefftiedrich.bsky.social substack:
We'll a few weeks back I said I'd reserve judgement on weather MTG has rehabilitated her horrible persona after Trump attacked her. Well...she hasn't. She's puss infested shit on webbed feet.
December 9, 2025 at 5:04 AM
We'll a few weeks back I said I'd reserve judgement on weather MTG has rehabilitated her horrible persona after Trump attacked her. Well...she hasn't. She's puss infested shit on webbed feet.
Omg. She called Sortor a journalist.
December 9, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Omg. She called Sortor a journalist.
highway rest stop pit toilet
December 8, 2025 at 8:13 PM
highway rest stop pit toilet
But why aren't you covered in dog hair like I always am?
December 8, 2025 at 2:25 PM
But why aren't you covered in dog hair like I always am?
This Hour has 22 minutes sketch no doubt. But I feel the boys at Salter Street Studios didn't invest in enough faux gold.
December 8, 2025 at 2:24 PM
This Hour has 22 minutes sketch no doubt. But I feel the boys at Salter Street Studios didn't invest in enough faux gold.