Blue Collar Cthulhu
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Welding reality shut one spark at a time. Union strong, eldritch tough. Blue Collar Cthulhu clocks in at dawn, fights cosmic corruption by lunch, and still makes it home for meatloaf. 🛠️🐙✊ #BlueCollarCthulhu #Local666 bluecollarcthulhu.com
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WHO IS BLUE COLLAR CTHULHU?
In the rusted shadows of the docks and the flickering lights of the midnight shift, something ancient stirs. He’s got tentacles, a union card, and a lunchbox full of existential dread. 🧵
In the rusted shadows of the docks and the flickering lights of the midnight shift, something ancient stirs. He’s got tentacles, a union card, and a lunchbox full of existential dread. 🧵
🧵 Blue Collar Cthulhu on Nuclear Testing: A Thread
Well folks, lemme tell ya—when I heard Trump wants to restart nuclear testing, I nearly dropped my beer.
Nuclear tests? In this day and age?
It’s like tryin’ to bring back the Stone Age with a chainsaw.
Well folks, lemme tell ya—when I heard Trump wants to restart nuclear testing, I nearly dropped my beer.
Nuclear tests? In this day and age?
It’s like tryin’ to bring back the Stone Age with a chainsaw.
October 30, 2025 at 8:54 PM
🧵 Blue Collar Cthulhu on Nuclear Testing: A Thread
Well folks, lemme tell ya—when I heard Trump wants to restart nuclear testing, I nearly dropped my beer.
Nuclear tests? In this day and age?
It’s like tryin’ to bring back the Stone Age with a chainsaw.
Well folks, lemme tell ya—when I heard Trump wants to restart nuclear testing, I nearly dropped my beer.
Nuclear tests? In this day and age?
It’s like tryin’ to bring back the Stone Age with a chainsaw.
Trump’s Navy firing missiles at fishing boats suspected of smuggling drugs isn’t law enforcement—it’s piracy with paperwork. Blue Collar Cthulhu has thoughts. 🦑⚓️ #Monologue #InternationalLaw #Satire #MarineMadness
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October 28, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Trump’s Navy firing missiles at fishing boats suspected of smuggling drugs isn’t law enforcement—it’s piracy with paperwork. Blue Collar Cthulhu has thoughts. 🦑⚓️ #Monologue #InternationalLaw #Satire #MarineMadness
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Follow Blue here or at bluecollarcthulhu.com
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Follow Blue here or at bluecollarcthulhu.com
Clocked in at the job site today. White House’s half collapsed, truth’s in shambles, and I’m out here with a LEGO hammer tryin’ to fix what Trump broke. One brick at a time.
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October 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Clocked in at the job site today. White House’s half collapsed, truth’s in shambles, and I’m out here with a LEGO hammer tryin’ to fix what Trump broke. One brick at a time.
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October 17, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Thoughts and prayers for all the brand-new ICE agents who thought they were going to get paid to be racists only to learn they're not going to get paid at all. 🙏😂🤡
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October 15, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Thoughts and prayers for all the brand-new ICE agents who thought they were going to get paid to be racists only to learn they're not going to get paid at all. 🙏😂🤡
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"I like my democracy to be like my bourbon:
"Strong, with no ICE."
-- Blue Collar Cthulhu
"Strong, with no ICE."
-- Blue Collar Cthulhu
October 14, 2025 at 4:46 PM
"I like my democracy to be like my bourbon:
"Strong, with no ICE."
-- Blue Collar Cthulhu
"Strong, with no ICE."
-- Blue Collar Cthulhu
“The Robes and the Red Hat”
by Blue Collar Cthulhu (click Follow!)
The Supreme Court’s meeting this week, and the stars are watching. Not with hope. With horror.
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by Blue Collar Cthulhu (click Follow!)
The Supreme Court’s meeting this week, and the stars are watching. Not with hope. With horror.
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October 6, 2025 at 1:07 PM
“The Robes and the Red Hat”
by Blue Collar Cthulhu (click Follow!)
The Supreme Court’s meeting this week, and the stars are watching. Not with hope. With horror.
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by Blue Collar Cthulhu (click Follow!)
The Supreme Court’s meeting this week, and the stars are watching. Not with hope. With horror.
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Trump says, "There are two N-words, and you can’t use either of them."
But I've got two n-words for Taco Don: 'Nazi' and 'Nitwit'.
—Blue Collar Cthulhu 🛠️🐙✊
But I've got two n-words for Taco Don: 'Nazi' and 'Nitwit'.
—Blue Collar Cthulhu 🛠️🐙✊
October 4, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Trump says, "There are two N-words, and you can’t use either of them."
But I've got two n-words for Taco Don: 'Nazi' and 'Nitwit'.
—Blue Collar Cthulhu 🛠️🐙✊
But I've got two n-words for Taco Don: 'Nazi' and 'Nitwit'.
—Blue Collar Cthulhu 🛠️🐙✊
You ever stare into the abyss and realize it’s just Congress on recess?
Federal shutdowns, frozen paychecks, and eldritch breakroom horrors.
“MAGA”? More like Morons Are Governing America.
Even the Deep Ones run better union meetings.
Time to organize. The stars aren’t the only things that align.
Federal shutdowns, frozen paychecks, and eldritch breakroom horrors.
“MAGA”? More like Morons Are Governing America.
Even the Deep Ones run better union meetings.
Time to organize. The stars aren’t the only things that align.
October 3, 2025 at 12:28 PM
You ever stare into the abyss and realize it’s just Congress on recess?
Federal shutdowns, frozen paychecks, and eldritch breakroom horrors.
“MAGA”? More like Morons Are Governing America.
Even the Deep Ones run better union meetings.
Time to organize. The stars aren’t the only things that align.
Federal shutdowns, frozen paychecks, and eldritch breakroom horrors.
“MAGA”? More like Morons Are Governing America.
Even the Deep Ones run better union meetings.
Time to organize. The stars aren’t the only things that align.
Trump wants to turn American cities into military training grounds.
I see civilians—hands raised, eyes wide—facing soldiers in their own streets.
Not in unity. In fear.
“MAGA”? More like Morons Are Governing America.
You want greatness? Try respecting labor.
You want force? Try fixing bridges. 🧵
I see civilians—hands raised, eyes wide—facing soldiers in their own streets.
Not in unity. In fear.
“MAGA”? More like Morons Are Governing America.
You want greatness? Try respecting labor.
You want force? Try fixing bridges. 🧵
October 2, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Trump wants to turn American cities into military training grounds.
I see civilians—hands raised, eyes wide—facing soldiers in their own streets.
Not in unity. In fear.
“MAGA”? More like Morons Are Governing America.
You want greatness? Try respecting labor.
You want force? Try fixing bridges. 🧵
I see civilians—hands raised, eyes wide—facing soldiers in their own streets.
Not in unity. In fear.
“MAGA”? More like Morons Are Governing America.
You want greatness? Try respecting labor.
You want force? Try fixing bridges. 🧵
BLUE COLLAR CTHULHU SPEAKS…
They say the government’s shut down.
Like it’s a busted vending machine—jammed full of promises, but nothin’ drops.
And who’s holdin’ the keys?
The same crew that swore they’d ‘drain the swamp’ and ended up building condos in it. 🧵
They say the government’s shut down.
Like it’s a busted vending machine—jammed full of promises, but nothin’ drops.
And who’s holdin’ the keys?
The same crew that swore they’d ‘drain the swamp’ and ended up building condos in it. 🧵
October 1, 2025 at 11:49 AM
BLUE COLLAR CTHULHU SPEAKS…
They say the government’s shut down.
Like it’s a busted vending machine—jammed full of promises, but nothin’ drops.
And who’s holdin’ the keys?
The same crew that swore they’d ‘drain the swamp’ and ended up building condos in it. 🧵
They say the government’s shut down.
Like it’s a busted vending machine—jammed full of promises, but nothin’ drops.
And who’s holdin’ the keys?
The same crew that swore they’d ‘drain the swamp’ and ended up building condos in it. 🧵
Applause for Trump and Hegseth at the all-generals meeting at Quantico today...
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September 30, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Applause for Trump and Hegseth at the all-generals meeting at Quantico today...
BLUE COLLAR CTHULHU (GRUMBLING):
They called it an “all-general meeting.” I call it a cosplay convention for authoritarian nostalgia. Sitting here in Quantico, surrounded by brass & bluster, while the gilded ghoul at the podium monologues about greatness like it’s a bedtime story for billionaires.
They called it an “all-general meeting.” I call it a cosplay convention for authoritarian nostalgia. Sitting here in Quantico, surrounded by brass & bluster, while the gilded ghoul at the podium monologues about greatness like it’s a bedtime story for billionaires.
September 30, 2025 at 11:32 AM
BLUE COLLAR CTHULHU (GRUMBLING):
They called it an “all-general meeting.” I call it a cosplay convention for authoritarian nostalgia. Sitting here in Quantico, surrounded by brass & bluster, while the gilded ghoul at the podium monologues about greatness like it’s a bedtime story for billionaires.
They called it an “all-general meeting.” I call it a cosplay convention for authoritarian nostalgia. Sitting here in Quantico, surrounded by brass & bluster, while the gilded ghoul at the podium monologues about greatness like it’s a bedtime story for billionaires.
WHO IS BLUE COLLAR CTHULHU?
In the rusted shadows of the docks and the flickering lights of the midnight shift, something ancient stirs. He’s got tentacles, a union card, and a lunchbox full of existential dread. 🧵
In the rusted shadows of the docks and the flickering lights of the midnight shift, something ancient stirs. He’s got tentacles, a union card, and a lunchbox full of existential dread. 🧵
September 29, 2025 at 2:15 PM
WHO IS BLUE COLLAR CTHULHU?
In the rusted shadows of the docks and the flickering lights of the midnight shift, something ancient stirs. He’s got tentacles, a union card, and a lunchbox full of existential dread. 🧵
In the rusted shadows of the docks and the flickering lights of the midnight shift, something ancient stirs. He’s got tentacles, a union card, and a lunchbox full of existential dread. 🧵
BLUE COLLAR CTHULHU SPEAKS...
They sent the National Guard to Portland. Again. Like clockwork. Like the gears of some ancient machine that only knows how to grind down dissent.
They sent the National Guard to Portland. Again. Like clockwork. Like the gears of some ancient machine that only knows how to grind down dissent.
September 29, 2025 at 12:08 PM
BLUE COLLAR CTHULHU SPEAKS...
They sent the National Guard to Portland. Again. Like clockwork. Like the gears of some ancient machine that only knows how to grind down dissent.
They sent the National Guard to Portland. Again. Like clockwork. Like the gears of some ancient machine that only knows how to grind down dissent.
Why Fauci deserves the Nobel Peace Prize—and why that would make Trump scream loud enough to wake the Old Ones 🧵
September 27, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Why Fauci deserves the Nobel Peace Prize—and why that would make Trump scream loud enough to wake the Old Ones 🧵
You ever notice how folks get real loud about the wrong things? Like, I saw a guy at the gas station yellin’ about Tylenol. Said it’s poison for kids. Said it’ll rot their liver, scramble their brains, turn ‘em into little zombies.
September 26, 2025 at 1:38 PM
You ever notice how folks get real loud about the wrong things? Like, I saw a guy at the gas station yellin’ about Tylenol. Said it’s poison for kids. Said it’ll rot their liver, scramble their brains, turn ‘em into little zombies.
September 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Trump is NOT like Hitler.
For example, Hitler isn’t in the Epstein files.
For example, Hitler isn’t in the Epstein files.
September 25, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Trump is NOT like Hitler.
For example, Hitler isn’t in the Epstein files.
For example, Hitler isn’t in the Epstein files.
So the jester returns to the neon stage, cracking wise while the empire flickers. Jimmy Kimmel, armed with punchlines and union-backed writers, strolls back into the spotlight—and the Orange Taco loses his grip like a raccoon denied a cheeseburger.
September 24, 2025 at 12:24 PM
So the jester returns to the neon stage, cracking wise while the empire flickers. Jimmy Kimmel, armed with punchlines and union-backed writers, strolls back into the spotlight—and the Orange Taco loses his grip like a raccoon denied a cheeseburger.
It’s Taco Tuesday. Should be sacred. Should be simple. But no—here I am, trying to torque a dimensional valve with a rusted wrench because tariffs just hit the good stuff.
September 23, 2025 at 11:10 AM
It’s Taco Tuesday. Should be sacred. Should be simple. But no—here I am, trying to torque a dimensional valve with a rusted wrench because tariffs just hit the good stuff.
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September 22, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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So the surface world’s buzzing again. Rapture this week, huh? Trumpets, clouds, mass ascension—like a celestial fire drill but with more judgment and less OSHA compliance. I’ve seen this movie before. Spoiler alert: nobody clocks out clean.
September 22, 2025 at 11:53 AM
So the surface world’s buzzing again. Rapture this week, huh? Trumpets, clouds, mass ascension—like a celestial fire drill but with more judgment and less OSHA compliance. I’ve seen this movie before. Spoiler alert: nobody clocks out clean.
September 21, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Listen here, bub. I didn’t crawl outta R’lyeh, clock in for 12 hours of interdimensional welding, just to watch some gold-plated suit tell working folks their problems are imaginary. I’ve seen madness. I am madness. But this? This is just bad management.
September 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Listen here, bub. I didn’t crawl outta R’lyeh, clock in for 12 hours of interdimensional welding, just to watch some gold-plated suit tell working folks their problems are imaginary. I’ve seen madness. I am madness. But this? This is just bad management.